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Sugar Daddy Jokes

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

He's an artificial sweetner.

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy.

You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Sugar Daddy Humor

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot**

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari wo...

I once had a sugar daddy

It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?

Candy Crush.

I always wanted to be a sugar daddy....

...turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy.

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?

Meals on wheels

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.

I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was.

I gave her £2000 to never ask me that again.

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A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm...

"Daddy I'm cumming!"
"Hi Cumming, I'm dad"

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from?

A sugar daddy.

Donald and Melania Trump are actually a very sweet couple.

He's her sugar daddy, and she's his arm candy.

What do you blow to make a wish?

A sugar daddy!

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What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka?

His Sugar Daddy.

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun :

A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration.

And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.

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