The 93+ Best Mama Jokes

Yo mama so ugly

When she sits on her phone, it unlocks.

Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate…

It’s usually of the tectonic variety.

Yo mama joke I thought of it

Yo mama is so fat and old that she’s still eating from the last supper.

Edit : Jesus Christ this blew up. Didn’t know so many of you had to release yo mamas from your system.

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Yo mama so fat, they did a story on how fat she was on the channel 3 news

I switched to channel 7 and you could still see her ass in the corner of the screen

Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….

My phone ran out of space.

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

Yo Mama So Fat...

She went skydiving and got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat that…

She needs to wear a watch on both wrists because of time zone difference.

Yo mamas so fat....

She starts the alphabet with O B C D

Yo mama so fat...

The only scale she could use is the Richter Scale

Yo mama so slow...

it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Yo mama so old

Her chiropractor a paleontologist

Yo mama's so fat

she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce

You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with?

"Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear.

"So mama bear?" asks the Judge....

Every yo mama joke has been done thousands of times by thousands of people...

.... Just like yo mama.

Yo mama so fat

when she eats Taco Bell, she gets the walks.

Yo mama so dumb

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

Yo mama so dumb...

...she tells yo mama jokes to you and your siblings.

Yo mama’s so fat

When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Your Mama's So Fat...

She can only play seek.

Yo mama...

So dyslexic even her blood is Type-O

Yo Mama Joke by a Physics Professor

Yo Mama is so fat you can see the objects that are directly behind her

Yo mama so fat

She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

Your mama is so fat…..

On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.

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A group of teenagers were getting into a yo mama fight

And everyone was getting into it except the indian boy at the back.

When asked why he wouldn't participate
He replied: "I too would make fun of your mothers but in my culture disrespecting cows is frowned upon."

yo mamas so fat

i pictured her in my head and she broke my neck

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, one jumped off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said

We don’t accept your insurance.

Yo Mama So Fat

When she takes a bath she doesn't use any water and it still overflows!

Yo mama so ugly...

she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!

Yo mama's so fat

when she sat on a memory foam it forgot

Yo Mama's so old ...

her dating service is named Carbon.

Yo mama so fat

She ate her laptop because the website said it had cookies in it.

Yo mama might have covid.

She has no taste, nobody wants to be around her, and she really should put on a mask.

Yo Mama is so ugly

If Bill Cosby found her unconscious he’d call the paramedics

Yo mama so fat that

She uses Macrowave instead of microvave.

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Yo mama is so dumb...

...She refused to give your dad a blowjob because she thought he'd lose his unemployment benefit.

Yo mama's so narcissistic...

She makes cupcakes for your class on her birthday!

Yo Mama so fat, You can hide behind her back and still be visible...

Because of Gravitational Lensing.

Yo Mama so old...

Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.

Your mama's so fat...

She's got dollars in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama so fat

Every time she's about to jump in the pool God says: "Noah, get the boat NOW"

Yo mama so dumb, When the doctor told her she was pregnant,

She asked, "Is it mine?"

Yo mama so oily...

The US tried to invade her!

Me and my mates stayed up all night last night telling Yo Mama jokes.

She’s got a great sense of humour. Send my love.

Yo mama's so fat

when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up to try and drag her back into the ocean.

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Yo Mama is like a bowling ball

She likes it when you fill all her holes and when your done with her you can throw her in the gutter and the bitch always comes back for more.

What did the mama cow say to their calf when she caught it staying up late?

Hay, it's pasture bedtime!

Yo' Mama's so Fat...

I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!

Yo mama so old...

In school, history was called present.

Yo mama so fat...

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Gimme your best yo mama jokes.

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

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Yo' mama is so fat

That she sends me nudes via torrent

Your mama so ugly

Your mama so ugly she can scare Cujoh off a meat truck

Yo mama so ugly…

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!

Yo mama's so fat...

...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

Yo mama jokes thread

What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?

I'll go first: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell...

I didn't laugh, but the ground cracked up

Yo' mama is so dirty...

She did the Tide Pod challenge and vanished

Yo mama so fat

That scientists call her "The Great Attractor"

Yo mama is so fat and so old...

...that she's currently rolling over in her gravy.

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Yo mama so fat

The strip club calls her Hitler after all the damage she's done to the poles.

Your mama so fat…….

When she stepped on the scale, it said one at a time please.

Yo mama so stupid

When she gives someone a piece of her mind, it's considered particle decay.

Your mama's so obsessive-compulsive

when she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet, she went out and got a new toilet

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Yo mama so fat, when she has sex with multiple men its not called a gang bang,

Its called a team-effort

Yo mama so poor…

… that ducks throw bread at her.

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Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice

She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugs each of the de...

Yo Mama's so hairy...

Her dandruff shampoo is called "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"

Yo mama's so fat

Her nose can't even run

Came up with this myself and was quite proud

Yo mama so ugly…

Even Ripley couldn’t believe it.

A mama pickle was walking past her son’s room when she heard some thumping coming from inside.

She banged on the door and yelled “Quit gherkin off in there!”

Yo Mama so OLD

She met Gary Oldman when he was Gary Numan.

\-MPL

Yo mama so fat

The earth was actually flat until they buried her.

Yo mama...

...has less class than a marxist utopia

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.

(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

I have searched the world over for a chef who can make eggs Benedict like mama used to.

But there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

Yo mama jokes are classics

They’re kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.

Just like yo mama.

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!

Medieval Yo Mama joke

Saw this joke today, it’s from the 1400’s

A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet,"...

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo mama so big, the stork couldn't carry her...

They needed a *crane*.

Yo mama told an outlaw "this town isn't big enough for the two of us"

The outlaw responded "it's not big enough for one of you."

Papa Mole, Mama Mole, and Baby Mole

There was a papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole tunneling through the ground one right after the other. They were digging and digging and digging when all of a sudden, Bam! The papa mole ran into a wall.

The papa mole was a bit shaken up. He stuck his head out and saw it was Waffle House...

Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….

The whole internet burped.

Yo mama so fat...

...she had an heart attack while running an app.

Yo mama is so fat.

Her weight loss program was featured on: Top 10 failed megaprojects.

Yo mama so old...

... I told her to act her age, and she died.

Your Mama is so fat...

The National Weather Service gives a name to each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat...

... that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.

Yo mama so dumb

She heard there was a sale on color TVs, and she tried to buy a green one.

Yo mama jokes will always remain a classic.

Yo mama so fat, it takes a substation transformer to power her defibrillator.

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