Yo mama so fat

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Yo mama so ugly

when she gives head, it counts as anal.

Yo mama so fat

>!We’re genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&Jerry’s.!<

Yo mama so fat it's hilarious

I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up

Yo mama so big...

...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Yo mama's teeth are so bad

That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans

Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid.

Too much sax and violins, apparently.

Yo mama so ugly...

The beggar gave her money to get a surgery.

Yo mama's so ugly

She went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo mama is so fat...

That when the people on Earth asked God for light, God had to move yo mama aside to give them all light

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Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn?

mom wheres Popcorn

I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine

Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock

Yo mama so fat...

...when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

You're mama is so dumb...

That she studied for a urine test

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.



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Yo mama so fat...

She uses DHL instead of UberEats.

Yo mama so fat...

it took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo Mama so stupid...

...she was yelling into the mailbox. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voice-mail.

Nsfw YO MAMA....

Your mama’s hoochie is so big...




...hold on, I’m losing my signal in here...

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet.

She’s already world-wide.

Yo mama’s so stupid...

She cried onto a ketchup packet because it said “tear here.”

Yo mama is the greatest comedian in the world!

Because she delivered the greatest joke ever.

Yo mama is so fat

She went out in high heels, and came back in flip flops

Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

Yo mama got so fat

She is now forever banned from hitching a ride to the Mediterranean on the #EverGiven

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Yo mama so fat

The strip club calls her Hitler after all the damage she's done to the poles.

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

your mama so poor

she can't even pay attention

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...

But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.

What's the similarity between my jokes and yo mama?

They never get hot

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

"I'm calling CPS."

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama need...

The missing sugar bowl

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if ther...

Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.

And she cracked the highway to hell.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she went to a weight lifting competition and won 1st place for standing up

Your mama's so fat...

...they call her missionary impossible.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,

her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Had a great time telling Yo Mama jokes with all my buddies last night.

She's got a great sense of humour.

Yo mama so fat...

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.


Gimme your best yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid

She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


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### My (other) favorite one liners:

1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

1. French tanks have five rever...

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian

Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity

Yo mama so FAT

She can't store files larger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so thirsty

She climbed Mt. Dew.

-- my 9 year old

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce

You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with?

"Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear.

"So mama bear?" asks the Judge....

Yo mama’s so old....

she doesn’t have a number after her username.

Yo mama so fat....

... she gave her memory-foam mattress to Goodwill and they sold it as a flying saucer.

They should call your mama Covid

Every time I come around it’s a super-spreader event.

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Yo mama's so fat

Her belly button was named 'The Mariana Trench'

Yo mama soooo fat

When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.

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I participated in a joke writing competition on this sub three years ago.

The mods laid out 4 simple rules quite clearly:

1. For the following two days, all posts on this sub would be considered as entries for the competition.

2. The post with the most upvotes would be declared as the winner, i.e., the best joke. The number of upvotes until the end o...

Yo Mama so fat

I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas

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Yo mama so gap-toothed...

She can floss with a dick!

Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean

is during a meteor shower

Joe mama so fat

She disproved Flat earthers by being round and flatter than earth

One day, daughter shack came to Mama and Papa shack and told them that she wanted to be a comedian.

“But you're not funny," said Mama shack.

Seeing his daughter's roofline sag in disappointment, Papa shack spoke up. "Maybe we could get you a coach?"

Daughter shack smiled with joy, and as she left, Papa shack arranged for a coach.

The coach came, a part time tiler who pr...

Yo mama so fat

When she steps on a scale it says “To be continued”

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Yo mama so fat...

...She been butt dialing people since the days of rotary phones!

Yoh mama so fat that when she buys a fur coat...

a whole specie of animal is gonna become extinct.

Yo mama so dumb,

She went to the movies and it said 17+ so she bought 16 of her friends along.

There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.

In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.

One day In went out and Out went in.

Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.

"Go find your brother." she ordered.

Out came back with In in less than five minutes.

"How did you do it so fast?" Mama as...

Your mama so stupid she tried kill herself in the garage with the car running...

Too bad she drives a Tesla.

Your Mama so fat

That she's the super massive compact object at the centre of the galaxy and they gave a Nobel prize today for discovering her.

Yo mama so fat...

She went to the beach and the lifeguard said “madam, could you please leave the beach, the tides waiting to come in”

"Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Papa Bear.

"Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Mama Bear.

"Please stop fighting," sobbed Baby Bear. "It's Christmas."

Yo mama so fat

She can tip the scales without touching them because her weight is AoE

Yo mama is so old that ...

She knew the dead sea when it was sick

Yo mama is like groceries during a pandemic...

...available for curbside pickup.

A regular family dinner

Son: Mama, I saw Papa in the maids bedroom today

Pa: H-Hey now you just be quiet and eat your dinner son

Ma: Go on son...

Son: Papa took off his clothes and the maid did the same!!!

Pa: Now listen here you lying little sh--

Ma: Finish the story Son!

Son: The...

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Yo' mama is so fat

That she sends me nudes via torrent

Yo mamas so fat

She can steal from Costco

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch

Son replies "a Taco,ma."

Yo mama so fat,

When she stubs her toe, her forehead ripples.

Jose came back from his first trip to the U.S. and was very excited and wanted to tell his family all about it.

"What did you do?" asked his brother.

"I went to a Yankee baseball game. It was great!"

"Were the people nice to you?" asked his mother.

"Mama, they couldn't have been nicer. Before the game started, everyone stood up and asked me 'Jose can you see?'"

Yo mama's so fat...

... she caught a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo' mama so classless

She could be a Marxists utopia.

What do you call Joe Biden's mom

Joe mama

Yo mama is like the coronavirus

She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

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A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterd...

Yo mama’s so fat that when you were born...

They had to send in a search party!

[OC] Yo mama so hungry

The chicken crossed the road to escape.

Every yo mama joke has been done thousands of times by thousands of people...

.... Just like yo mama.

Yo mama’s so fat

that when Spider-man was saving her from falling off a building, he had to use the world-wide-web.

Yo Mama so FAT

NTFS refuses to run on her system

What's the difference between a cellist and a booty call?

One's Yo Yo Ma, the other is yo mama.

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Yo mama so fat

That when she enters a room her belly button gets there 5 minutes before she does

Yo mama so fat

1 photo of her takes more space than your "homework folder"

Yo mama's so fat...

...she gotta stay 12 feet away!

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