Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

Yo mama so ugly

She entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.

Yo mama's so fat...

...whales harpooned her.

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My mama always said life was like a penis

When it gets hard...fuck it

Mama, how did I get my name?

(USA-centric)

"Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"

"It's for my homework."

"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."

"Oh. That's cool. How did m...

Yo mama so old,

She goes on carbon dates.

Yo Mama so fat

I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat

she looked at the menu and said OK

Yo mama so broke,

she can only afford 'Delta' variant.

What did the baby say to the mama?

“I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch

Yo mama's so fat

when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...

She stood on a street corner and smiled, and traffic slowed down

What do your mom and yo mama jokes have in common?

They're both getting old but are still enjoyed by many.

Yo mama so fat

That when her underwear got dirty and she went to the laundromat, they told her that they don’t accept parachutes

Yo mama is so fat

That when she jumped the fossils started screaming

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Yo mama so ugly

when she gives head, it counts as anal.

Yo Mama so fat,

that she should be concerned because obesity is a huge problem

Yo mama so fat it's hilarious

I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Best YO MAMA JOKE ACCORDING TO ME

yo mama is so stupid that she went for an archery contest and aimed for the ground and missed

Yo mama so fat

>!We’re genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&Jerry’s.!<

Yo mama so big...

...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

What Did the Little corn ask his mama corn?

mom wheres Popcorn

Yo mama's so ugly

She went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo mama's teeth are so bad

That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans

Yo mama is so fat...

That when the people on Earth asked God for light, God had to move yo mama aside to give them all light

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet.

She’s already world-wide.

Yo mama so fat...

...when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so ugly...

The beggar gave her money to get a surgery.

I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine

Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock

Yo mama so fat...

She uses DHL instead of UberEats.

Nsfw YO MAMA....

Your mama’s hoochie is so big...




...hold on, I’m losing my signal in here...

Yo mama is so fat

She went out in high heels, and came back in flip flops

Yo mama so fat...

it took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

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Yo mama so fat

The strip club calls her Hitler after all the damage she's done to the poles.

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

Yo Mama so stupid...

...she was yelling into the mailbox. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama so stupid...

She thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!

Yo mama is the greatest comedian in the world!

Because she delivered the greatest joke ever.

My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It’s the day I lost my independence.



(This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).

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The virgin bride

A nice Italian girl got married. The had their honeymoon in the brides parents house. When the time came for bed, they went upstairs to her room. The groom proceeded to take off his coat and shirt. He was extremely hairy.

The bride rushed from the room and down to her mother.

"Ma...

Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

Yo mama got so fat

She is now forever banned from hitching a ride to the Mediterranean on the #EverGiven

Yo mama’s so stupid...

She cried onto a ketchup packet because it said “tear here.”

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.



(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

Your mama so ugly...

Trump supporters don't get offended when she leaves her mask on!

your mama so poor

she can't even pay attention

I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...

But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.

The Italian Mother

Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you
try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women int...

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A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterd...

Yo mama so fat...

When she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.


Gimme your best yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she went to a weight lifting competition and won 1st place for standing up

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce

You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with?

"Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear.

"So mama bear?" asks the Judge....

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,

her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Your mama's so fat...

...they call her missionary impossible.

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,

"I'm calling CPS."

Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven.

And she cracked the highway to hell.

Yo mama so stupid

She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

Yo Mama so fat

I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas

What's the similarity between my jokes and yo mama?

They never get hot

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


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1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

1. French tanks have five rever...

Had a great time telling Yo Mama jokes with all my buddies last night.

She's got a great sense of humour.

Yo mama so FAT

She can't store files larger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so thirsty

She climbed Mt. Dew.

-- my 9 year old

Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian

Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity

Yo mama’s so old....

she doesn’t have a number after her username.

Yo mama so fat....

... she gave her memory-foam mattress to Goodwill and they sold it as a flying saucer.

They should call your mama Covid

Every time I come around it’s a super-spreader event.

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama need...

Yo mama soooo fat

When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.

Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean

is during a meteor shower

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Yo mama's so fat

Her belly button was named 'The Mariana Trench'

Yo mama so fat

When she steps on a scale it says “To be continued”

An Italian MaMa

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was ...

One day, daughter shack came to Mama and Papa shack and told them that she wanted to be a comedian.

“But you're not funny," said Mama shack.

Seeing his daughter's roofline sag in disappointment, Papa shack spoke up. "Maybe we could get you a coach?"

Daughter shack smiled with joy, and as she left, Papa shack arranged for a coach.

The coach came, a part time tiler who pr...

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Joe mama so fat

She disproved Flat earthers by being round and flatter than earth

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Yo' mama is so fat

That she sends me nudes via torrent

There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.

In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.

One day In went out and Out went in.

Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.

"Go find your brother." she ordered.

Out came back with In in less than five minutes.

"How did you do it so fast?" Mama as...

Yo Mama So FAT

When i was watching the simpsons and she walked past the Tv, I missed a whole SEASON

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Yo mama so gap-toothed...

She can floss with a dick!

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

Yo mama so fat,

When she stubs her toe, her forehead ripples.

Every yo mama joke has been done thousands of times by thousands of people...

.... Just like yo mama.

Yo mama is like groceries during a pandemic...

...available for curbside pickup.

Your mama so stupid she tried kill herself in the garage with the car running...

Too bad she drives a Tesla.

Yo mama so fat

She can tip the scales without touching them because her weight is AoE

Yo mama so fat...

She went to the beach and the lifeguard said “madam, could you please leave the beach, the tides waiting to come in”

Yo mama's so fat...

... she caught a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mamas so fat

She can steal from Costco

Yoh mama so fat that when she buys a fur coat...

a whole specie of animal is gonna become extinct.

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch

Son replies "a Taco,ma."

Yo mama is like the coronavirus

She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

Yo' mama so classless

She could be a Marxists utopia.

Yo mama’s so fat that when you were born...

They had to send in a search party!

Yo mama is so old that ...

She knew the dead sea when it was sick

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