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yo mama so fat

That when she fell over no one laughed but the ground cracked up

Yo mama so stupid...

She put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her

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Yo mama so fat..

I ate her ass and had leftovers for a week.

Yo' Mama's so Fat...

I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!

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My mama always said life was like tissue paper

You're either on a roll. Or you're taking shit from people.

Yo mama jokes are classics

They’re kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.

Just like yo mama.

Yo’ Mama

Is so fat no one talks about her behind her back because no one can walk that far.

Yo mama’s so fat….

Thanos had to snap twice!

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks there has been......

eleven World Wars

Yo mama so strong

The Rock calls her The Paper

Yo Mama so Ugly....

that she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo mama so big, the stork couldn't carry her...

They needed a *crane*.

Your mama so ugly

Your mama so ugly she can scare Cujoh off a meat truck

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

Yo mama so ugly

She made blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat.

Her weight loss program was featured on: Top 10 failed megaprojects.

yo mama so fat…

when god made light he asked her to move out of the way

(I know those jokes arent popular anymore but my 12 yo came up with this one)

Yo mama so FAT

She eats her dinner off of the tectonic plates!

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Yo Mama...

...is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and she gave me an ear infection.

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Wedding night

Sophia had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian girl living under the watchful eye of her mother, she remained a virgin up until she and her husband took their wedding vows…

On their wedding night, the newlyweds stayed at her mother's house, and Sophia was nervous. Her mother...

Yo mama jokes thread

What are some of the best "Yo mama" jokes of recent times?


I'll go first: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

"Where's Popcorn?"

Yo Mama So Fat

Ed Sheeran had a seizure trying to describe the shape of her

Your mama's so white...

...she thinks Doritos are Mexican food!

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Yo Mama's so old... and stupid... and fat.

Yo Mama's so old she remembers when Captain Caveman was a lieutenant,

yo Mama's so old, when she went to school history class was just one paragraph.

yo Mama's so stupid, she has a glow in the dark sundial in her garden,

yo Mama's so stupid she went to the Dentist to fix her Blu...

Little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, “I want to join your club.”

The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says sh...

If Joe Biden’s wife is called the first lady, what do we call his mother?

Joe mama.

Yo mama jokes will always remain a classic.

Yo mama so fat, it takes a substation transformer to power her defibrillator.

Yo mama is so fat...

... that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.

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Your mama so ugly

Her blowjobs count as anal

Yo mama so ugly

She entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.

Yo' mama so fat

Einstein did a separate theory for her.

Your mama is so dumb

She had to study for a urine test

Yo mama so poor

When people come to the door she gotta stick her head out and say “Ding, Dong!”

Yo mama so dumb,

She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's

Russian mamas so fat...

only a Ukranian tractor can pull her over

Yo mama so fat…

That when she went to [insert foreign country] she became [home country]’s largest export

Putin's mama's so fat

only a Ukrainian tractor could pull her

Yo mama is so poor

That she cant even pay attention

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears yellow...

I praise the Sun.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is A1

Yo mama so fat...

When she needs furniture she goes to a blacksmith.

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Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she butt dialed me from a phone booth.

Yo mama is so nasty..

They used to eat her out on Fear Factor.

Yo mama is so old

She gets Covid-91

yo mama is so gross

that when i told her to 'do the robot' r2-d2 got herpes

Yo mama so fat

When she took her pants to the dry cleaners the lady said, "we don't do curtains."

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My mama is like a shotgun

Two cocks....she blows

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce

You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with?

"Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear.

"So mama bear?" asks the Judge....

Mama, how did I get my name?

(USA-centric)

"Mama, how did I get my name?"

"Why do you need to know, Loquinda?"

"It's for my homework."

"Well, I was staying at a LaQuinta Inn the night you were conceived. So I just rearranged the letters a bit to make a pretty name."

"Oh. That's cool. How did m...

Yo mama is so fat

She went out in high heels, and came back in flip flops

Yo Mama so fat

I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas

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Yo mama so fat

The strip club calls her Hitler after all the damage she's done to the poles.

Your mama so fat

When she hauls a**, she has to make two trips.

Your mama so fat

I accidentally ran a marathon while trying to pass her on the street

Yea gas prices are going up but there’s still one thing that goes down every day

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat it's hilarious

I'm not laughing but the floor is cracking up

Yo mama so fat. . .

I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Your mama is so ugly

Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!

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Little mouse runs up to mama mouse

- Mommy, mommy, I've got a new boyfriend, take a look-see!
She reaches into her mouse-pocket and takes out her mouse-wallet in which she has stuck a photo.
- Oh dear, I don't want to disappoint you but it looks like an ordinary bat! - says mama mouse. Little mouse bursts in tears.
- That ba...

Made up by my son…

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror all she sees is a deflection.

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Me and my buddies stayed up all night telling Yo Mama jokes.

She was laughing her fat ass off.

Yo Mama so fat

If she were in Star Wars she would be Admiral Snackbar

Your mom

Your mamas so stupid she studied for the covid-19 test

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch

Yo mama is so fat

That when she jumped the fossils started screaming

Yo mama so fat

>!We’re genuinely worried about her. That kind of lifestyle is unhealthy. You should encourage her to walk more and lay off the Ben&Jerry’s.!<

Yo mama so big...

...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.

Yo mama so fat...

it took Nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so dumb

She thought an IP address was RKelly's house

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.



(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

What did the baby say to the mama?

“I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet.

She’s already world-wide.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...

She stood on a street corner and smiled, and traffic slowed down

Yo mama’s so stupid...

She cried onto a ketchup packet because it said “tear here.”

Yo Mama so stupid...

...she was yelling into the mailbox. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voice-mail.

Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

Best YO MAMA JOKE ACCORDING TO ME

yo mama is so stupid that she went for an archery contest and aimed for the ground and missed

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

I would make a joke about how yo mama so fat...

But we shouldn't talk about the elephant in the room.

I was surprised to learn that stepping on a crack really breaks your mama's back and stepping on a line really breaks your father spine

Unfortunately for me, my sister just stepped on a rock

Yo mama's teeth are so bad

That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans

Yo mama so ugly...

The beggar gave her money to get a surgery.

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