What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?


C'mon, you know the rules!!

Cake joke for my cake day!

Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.


Even the cake was in tiers.

I said “I love you” to my cake.

It burst into tiers.

Edit: rip my inbox!

Edit 2: so many awards but no gold? I dare you to gild me. Go ahead, make my day!

Edit 3: Guys I was being sarcastic and referencing the movie Sudden Impact (cries in being old). Whoever gilded me just wasted their coins but still, thanks...

What’s the difference between cake and pie?

πr^2, cake are round

Bonus:

What do jokesters eat for breakfast?

Pun-cakes.

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Today is my cake day which means

Exactly one year ago, I discovered reddit porn.

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Small cake day joke..

Went to the doctor about my fear of palidromes.. I was shaking by the time I got there at noon, then the bastard gave me xanax and told me he had a racecar!!

What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day?

Extra Karma... I hope.

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What is the worst part about your cake day?

No one gives a fuck.

( It's my cake day )

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.

The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has ...

When I post a joke on my ten year cake day, it automatically becomes a dad joke.

It's become full groan...

Someone told be that on your Cake Day, you get free Karma!

My Ma: I'm not buying you a car.

Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake.

Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..

Hey it’s my cake day!

You want a slice ?

The recipe said to put my cake in the oven at 180 degrees.

I did, and it fell out.

A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police.

As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, “I’ve told you karma will come to bite you!”

It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

Because he was already stuffed...

Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!

What's yellow and swings from cake to cake?

Tarzipan

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So it’s this guys 90th birthday, and his friends and family get him one of those big cakes with a stripper in it

So she pops out, looks him dead in the eye and asks “do you want some super sex?”

After thinking about it for a moment the old man looks up and says “well...I think I’ll take the soup”

Did you hear about the German fruit cake that went missing from the bakery?

It was Stollen.

Cake

Q: Why do people like writing on their birthday cake?
A: Because they can have their cake and read it too!

My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma

I replied "piece of cake"

What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed?

I'm crumbing!

A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 16 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.

"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.

So the father visited a ton of different bakeries an...

What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me!?!?

What do you call a Redditor who only posts to r/Jokes on their cake day?

An original content creator.

Cake day is a sad reminder

Its been 3 years i need to get a social life

What kind of flour should you use to make a cake for a cat?

All purr-puss flour.

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What's the easiest way to turn dough into cake?

Give it to a stripper

My friend always brags about being able to turn cake into alcohol

He must be a fungi at parties...

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A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant.

After they put in their orders, the three strike up a conversation about what they believe awaits them in the afterlife.

The priest says, "I try to live my life according to God's word, so that I may go to the good Lord in heaven and live in paradise for all of eternity. I do not curse, I for...

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What type of cake makes you no longer have sex?

Wedding cake

Losing weight is a piece of cake.

Just don’t eat it.

A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...

I wanted to throw a party for my cake day, so I sent an invitation to every redditor on r/jokes.

However, the post office lost all my invitations. I didn't repost, so nobody got my joke.

Why did the cake go to see the doctor?

It felt crumby.

For my cake day, I want to share a joke I've never seen here: A man is walking through the desert. [Long]

He comes across a town and realises he could get a horse. He walks up to the horse salesperson and asks for a horse. The salesperson says "Sorry just sold the last one, but you can check down the street. The other guy might have some left!"

So he goes there and again, asks for a horse. Unfort...

1793: Let them eat cake

2020: Let them be cake

I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man

At least that's what I told him when he saw it.

Found out I'm a cake today

Now everybody wants a piece of me

What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?

A Bert-day cake!

What's the difference between Cake and Pie?

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

I like cake days...

but I’m worried too many of these will kill me.

It's my Cakeday! 8 Years on Reddit!

My life is the joke.

Why did I get divorced?

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so sp...

It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes.

What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?


Rick O Shea

My cake day

I don't have a meme
I've been in quarantine
So I just hope this little rap
Will set you all in snap....
That....that....
I've been drinking my weight in whisky

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Give most people cake and they will eat it.

Give a Redditor cake and he will farm the everlasting shit out of it.

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In celebration of my cake day, here's the worst joke I've ever created.

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him ...

A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...

The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."

Making a deep dish pizza is surprisingly super easy!

It's a pizza cake!

Came home from work to find the cake in my fridge missing. There was a note sitting where the cake was that said...

>“I broke into your house and saw the cake in your fridge, I didn’t steal anything else, only the cake in your fridge.”

I was infuriated, what kind of a burglar steals cake?!

I’ve had thieves take my bike, I’ve had thieves take my packages, but not like this, this one takes the cak...

Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day

Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.

Its cake and y'all know the rules!

What do you get when it’s saint Patrick’s day, your cake day, and you’re Irish?

Absolutely nothing.

Reddit might be a toxic cesspool full of degenerates and racists...

But at least there is free cake.

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Little Johnny and the Cake

Little Johhny is walking around and peeks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away.

So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his...

My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma

“Simple, piece of cake”

My wife baked me a cake and I told her I was sending it to Budapest.

She asked why Budapest.

I said I'd renamed my stomach Budapest

She asked why again

Because Budapest is the capital of Hungry.

She is divorcing me.

It’s my cake day so a joke for everyone

A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says

“What’ll it be today?”

The bear says “give me a gin and.........................tonic”

The bartender says “sure thing but why the big pause?”

The bear looks down and says “I dunno? I was just born with them. “

It's my cake day people say i have to post something funny

Something funny

A man goes to a bar the day before a big competition

He walks up to the bartender and asks for the hardest drink possible.

The bartender gives him the hardest drink and the man shoots it back.

After four drinks the bartender asks “what are you drinking so much for?”

The man says “Well tomorrow I’m going on a TV competition, and ...

Why do we put candles on top of a cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What cake was always late to the party?

ChocoLATE

Hahah I'll leave now I just needed to brag about my dope reddit bday

What do rats like on their birthday?

Mice cream and cake!

C'mon, you know the rules!!

A lady dies and goes to heaven.

When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.

She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of blueberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.

Finally, she sees som...

It's my first cake day

;) i wanted to make a meme but got lazy

What is the difference between a burnt cake and a pregnant woman?

If you had taken it out earlier, it wouldn’t have happened.

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Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

*(Made mine this morning!!)*

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check qual...

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