It’s my cake day so a joke for everyone

A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender says

“What’ll it be today?”

The bear says “give me a gin and.........................tonic”

The bartender says “sure thing but why the big pause?”

The bear looks down and says “I dunno? I was just born with them. “

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.


What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

It’s my cake day today so I figured I’d try out a cake joke!

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles

It’s my cake day so here’s a little cake joke for you all...

What do rat’s like to eat on their birthday?
Mice cream and cake

I’ll see myself out.

Why wasn't 5 bothered when 7 ate the horrible cake 9 had made for 6?

Because 781452.

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Did you know they invented a food that decreases a woman’s sex drive by 98%?

It’s true. It’s called wedding cake.

Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?

Because it was a marble cake.

There was a battle between a fork and a spoon at a kid’s birthday party.

The fork won, it was a piece of cake.

Happy cake day to me I guess

This is the first time in 5 years of using this site I remembered that it's my cake day. Im using this post to see the little cake emoji on it. That is all. ( included joke to qualify )

A man walks into a bar. He says ow.Thank you.

What do you call it when a redditor tries to get karma without posting real content?

Cake day

How do you get a fat chick in bed?

Piece of cake!

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet.

I thought it would be a piece of cake!

I cant think of anything to post for my cakeday

I guess just i'll dessert it

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One day a little girl was watching cartoon when a porno came through

The little girl asked her mom "What are they doing?" The girls mom said "baking a cake." Then the next day they were walking in the park and there were these people making out And the girl said "Look mommy they are baking a cake!" The next day the girl says "Mommy you and Daddy were baking a cake la...

It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke)

What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...

OBI WAN CANOLI

What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?

Bicarbonate of Yoda

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find people who care about its cake day.

Imagine being on Reddit for 2 years...

And and only getting a lousy cake.
Why can't I have a doughnut.

Birthday cake

A little girl is walking to the zoo with her mom when they pass by 2 dogs in a yard screwing.

"Mama! Look at those dogs! What are they doing?"

"Don't worry, sweetie, they're just making a birthday cake."

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After they get to the zoo, they go to see the monkeys...

What’s the difference between your birthday and your cake day?

For one you get a bunch of presents that make you feel better and the other just reminds you that you don’t have friends while moving one year closer to death

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[NSFW] Baking cakes

A teenage boy wants to have sex with his girlfriend, but tells his parents that she's coming over to help him bake cakes while they're at work.

After doing the deed and spending some time with her, he walks her home before returning to his own house, his younger brother having arrived home i...

It’s my cake day

YOU WERE EXPECTING A KARMA WHORING POST! BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

If I have 137 cakes and I eat 69 cakes what do I have

Diabetes

Why do redditors feel warmer on their cake day?

Because people keep toasting them! Or roasting them :(

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What is the worst part about your cake day?

No one gives a fuck.

Why did Helen of troy hate her wedding cake

It was to Menilayas

Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he’d be making.

He said “I want to bake three.”

If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like?

Uranium

Feeling like a cake right now

Baked.

A cake in an oven

Society needs to stop discriminating, we don’t question a baker having a cake in the oven but as soon as I put 4 children and 2 horses in a volcano im the bad guy

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Cake day

Every morning, at precisely 7:00 AM, my neighbor knocks upon my door, looking to borrow some milk. And every morning, I cheerfully greet him and oblige. At the end of the week my neighbor brings me a new bottle of milk to replace the milk he has consumed. Then for the next week, I give him milk f...