For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero?

Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.

Since this is the first year that I’ve remembered my cake day, here’s my four year old’s favorite joke. What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.



You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday

I feel desserted

Edit: oh wow, this was my first time karma whoring on my cake day and I honestly wasn’t expecting this much attention. Thank you for all the awards and sorry if I didn’t respond to all the messages.

Shoutout to u/sse2k for “letting” me repost his joke.

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It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes since 15+ years ago.

There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. Th...

The only cake joke I could remember for cake day.

What’s the difference a cake and a pie?

πr2, cake is round.

No matter how much I love cake

I would never dessert you

I said “I love you” to my cake.

It burst into tiers.

Edit: rip my inbox!

Edit 2: so many awards but no gold? I dare you to gild me. Go ahead, make my day!

Edit 3: Guys I was being sarcastic and referencing the movie Sudden Impact (cries in being old). Whoever gilded me just wasted their coins but still, thanks...

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Because of my cakeday, I'm going to make a joke about cake

You butter believe it

I was so happy I didn't miss my cake day this year

It nearly brought me to tiers

Losing weight is a piece of cake

Just don't pick it up

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?

Banned from Seaworld



Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can't see this joke posted

Missed my Cake Day but here's a terrible joke (I think) I came up with.

The whole world was in shock last year when Will Smith was found dead. The police suspected foul play but closed the case due to lack of DNA evidence. We're hearing now though that the investigation is being reopened due to the discovery of fresh prints.








I'm sorry...

Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day.

Feeling desserted.

I actually just realized that cake day is your reddit anniversary and not your birthday because of a notification I just got

It’s me. I’m the joke

The recipe said to put my cake in the oven at 180 degrees.

I did, and it fell out.

For me everday is cake day

And sometimes cake morning
And cake afternoon
And cake evening


I just like cake

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake...

but you can still blow me.

Have you heard about the guy that ate a piece of cake?

It was very easy

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This Cake Day I really wanted to take a whisk.

But when I asked a baker for a good cake joke, he told me they are on a knead to know basis.

I was speechless and couldn’t even come with a good re-torte, I almost broke down in tiers.

So I did when any great man would do and called my mom who has always been my biggest flan, she liste...

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?

Cause it was his DOOT-ty

How does a cake show emotions?

It tiers up.

(My cake day ends in 2 minutes.. I forgot)

Since it’s my cake day, I thought I’d do an appropriate joke. Why did the coffee cake kill himself?

Because his life was so crumby!

What’s better than a cake day on Reddit?

Damned if any of us losers know.

Reddit, no matter how much I love cake...

...I would never dessert you.

(Thanks Reddit for 4 years of fun facts, interesting stories, and new hobbies!)

I hate it when attention-seeking people announce their cake day

Well, I hate myself

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What do you feed a woman to stop her from giving blowjobs?

Wedding cake

Cake day joke: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cake?

He was already stuffed.

Cake joke for my cake day!

Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.


Even the cake was in tiers.

Ninety-Nine had been trying to defeat Hundred, but failed each time. Finally, he pushed the limit for one last time. And on his cake day...

Ninety-Nine defeated Hundred-And-One.

Today is my first cake day which means

My Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids will ever be.

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Cake day joke

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks,


“What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away.

So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises...

What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day?

Extra Karma... I hope.

A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.

"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.

So the father visited a ton of different bakeries a...

Cake day is a sad reminder

It's been six years, I need to get a social life.

I thought I missed my cake day

batter late than never!

I dropped my cake on the floor.

It smeared across the tiles, leaving chaos in it's wake. Brown and white waves of regret and grief lay before me. The heavenly taste of coffee and whip, never to be experienced. I stood before the glass, shielding pastries and sweets, and from my face dropped a single tear, I miss u.

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.

The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has ...

Tom is lying on his deathbed while his wife is baking a cake in the kitchen

"Oh please Marie, can you give me a slice of that cake?"

"No," says his wife stern, "that's for after the funeral!"

What cake do you bring for your Mexican friends going away party?

An ICEcream cake

My boyfriend baked me a cake for cake day with a cute note on it...

It was the icing on the cake

Why don't you see too many short jokes about wedding cakes?

There are too many layers to it.

When you go to a regular birthday party, there’s one cake

When you go to Nicki Minaj’s birthday party, there’s *two* cakes

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Cake day joke: toughest cowboys

First cowboy says, "I'm the toughest sumbitch in these here parts. Yesterday I grabbed me the meanest bull and threw his ass down, balls and all, with my left hand into this here dirt. Pinned him fer 25 seconds without breaking a sweat."

The second cowboy looks up from the fire. "Impressive, ...

Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party?

Because he was a fungi

If you don’t spend your cake day posting and commenting

The karma is gonna catch up with you

A cake walks into a bar

Barman: Gateau-t!

“Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake.

Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..

Since its my cake day

I used to work at a very large balery known for making some of the most exquisite and famous cakes.

These cakes required a very intricate and delicate process to make them and involved a lot of processes and a secret recipe.

However in all my 20 years, the head baker never told me the ...

A new guy starts work at a bakery.

He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure enough, the new guy goes to it with zest and panache and is soon turning out dinner rolls the like of which the superv...

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Small cake day joke..

Went to the doctor about my fear of palidromes.. I was shaking by the time I got there at noon, then the bastard gave me xanax and told me he had a racecar!!

I went to the bakers and asked why are all your cake 50p and this one is £1? He replied...

This is madeira cake

It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

Because he was already stuffed...

Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!

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A wife is tired of all the problems that need fixing in her house

She asks her husband, "Can you please fix the leak in the bathroom? ", the husband says "Do i look like a plumber?"

She asks him "Well can you please fix the light in the living room, its been flickering for ages?", he replies "Do i look like and electrician?"

Growing tired she asks hi...

What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?

Tarzipan

What happens if your cake day bomb ends the world?

Karmageddon.

Someone told be that on your Cake Day, you get free Karma!

My Ma: I'm not buying you a car.

Two elderly women, Mabel and June, meet at a cafe for a cup of coffee and some cake

After a while, Mabel looks closely at June and says “You’ve got a suppository in your ear!”

“What?” replied June

“It looks like you’ve got a suppository in your ear!” Mabel said a little louder.

“Oh.” Checks June, “You’re right... Well, at least I know where my hearing aid is no...

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What is the worst part about your cake day?

No one gives a fuck.

( It's my cake day )

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A priest, an atheist, and a monk walk into a bar.

~~A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant~~

~~A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a restaurant.~~

After they put in their orders, the three strike up a conversation about what they believe awaits them in the afterlife.

T...

When I post a joke on my ten year cake day, it automatically becomes a dad joke.

It's become full groan...

I said "I love you" to my cake.

It burst into tiers.

Hey it’s my cake day!

You want a slice ?

A bakery can only calculate the size of circular cakes...

if their pie are squared.

Friend: "how hard is it to get upvotes on reddit?"

I told him it was a piece of cake.

How easy is it to tell a joke 1 year after joining Reddit?

A piece of cake.

A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police.

As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, “I’ve told you karma will come to bite you!”

What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me!?!?

I work for a company that legally changes names

A woman named Tina came in the other day and I was really impressed. I'm gonna Mary her

(it's my cake day... take er easy)

Two women buy three pieces of cake for two Euros each

The bakery clerk says: "That makes five Euros."

One woman to the other: "You can say anything against the school system, but it is consumer-friendly."

What’s my girlfriend’s favorite type of cake?

A dump cake

Happy cake day!

Oh that’s weird, I thought we had the same cake day....

My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma

I replied "piece of cake"

Cake

Q: Why do people like writing on their birthday cake?
A: Because they can have their cake and read it too!

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What type of cake makes you no longer have sex?

Wedding cake

I got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man

At least that's what I told him when he saw it.

How does a redditor get karma on their cakeday?

They flag their post as nsfw.

What did the pastry say to the cake when they were in bed?

I'm crumbing!

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So it’s this guys 90th birthday, and his friends and family get him one of those big cakes with a stripper in it

So she pops out, looks him dead in the eye and asks “do you want some super sex?”

After thinking about it for a moment the old man looks up and says “well...I think I’ll take the soup”

How do you make a good cake day joke

You don’t, you just beg for karma


(Thanks for helping me waste a year of my life)

A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...

He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."

Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.

He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable pos...

What do you call a Redditor who only posts to r/Jokes on their cake day?

An original content creator.

It was getting close to my wife’s birthday. She was looking at herself in the mirror. I asked her what she’d like for her birthday. She sighed and said I’d like to be eight again...

On the morning of her birthday. I woke up early and made her a nice big bowl of coco pops. I then took her to for a special trip to Legoland. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s where I got her a Happy Meal together we a special McDonalds balloon. We then went to the cinema where they were pl...

What kind of flour should you use to make a cake for a cat?

All purr-puss flour.

It's my cake day today, so I'll give you one of my favourite jokes.

What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?


Rick O Shea

I wanted to throw a party for my cake day, so I sent an invitation to every redditor on r/jokes.

However, the post office lost all my invitations. I didn't repost, so nobody got my joke.

What do you get when it’s saint Patrick’s day, your cake day, and you’re Irish?

Absolutely nothing.

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