A pie costs $2.20 in Jamaica and $1.90 in Cuba.

Does anyone else know the pie rates of the Caribbean?

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What's on a pie that you don't want on a pussy?

Crust.

I love pie.

I could eat it 22/7.

What’s the best temperature to bake pie?

360 degrees.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.


What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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Young brats and old man.

Two teenage kids were waiting for the bus and there was this old man sitting at the station.

Let's go and tease the grandpa- they said.

-Hey sir can we ask you a question?
-yes sure.
-What's a thing with two wheels that you can ride?
A bicycle said the old man.
- Yes ...

What's the difference between pie and cake?

πr^2 , cake are round

Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

A math professor is trapped on a deserted island with nothing but a pie

He decides to ration the pie so he can survive for a month, and hopefully someone will have come by then.

He dies a week later cause he ate all the pie in one day.

He should’ve listened to what he told his students

“Pi is irrational”

I tried to make a pie with fish innards!

It was cod offal.

What do you call an Apple pie that's smoking a joint?

A baked apple pie!

What did the Pie scientist use for their experiment?

A peach tree dish.

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NSFW Whats good on pie, but bad on pussy?

The crust.

An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica,

In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,

Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

What’s the opposite of Sad Pie Night?

You tell me ;)

Why is my hand like lemon pie

Cause it's got meringue on it.

Chicken pot pie

My three favorite things.

I would tell you what happens when you take the 'p' out of pie.

But it explains itself.

When I first realised that the two most fundamental mathematics constants spell pie I nearly died

Couldn't find my epi pen

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A Glaswegian is standing in a bus queue eating a meat pie and chips, and this little yappy dog keeps jumping up at him and begging.

So he says to the lady that's got the dog, "Hey there, is it OK if I throw your dog a bit?"

And when she says "Yes," he picks the dog up by the scruff and yeets the fucker thirty yards up the street.

My wife sat down with half a pie before dinner.

Me: Are you really planning to eat pie before dinner?

Her: Its only half a pie.

Me: Its still irrational.

Whenever my Muslim roommate goes to pray, I sit down next to him with some apple pie and ice cream.

So that both of us are in A la mode.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I had pie today. What kind of pie?

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I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

I thought it'd be a piece of cake...

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A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

When is the best time to eat pie?

At 3:14

My wife crashed our car this morning.

When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating a pie at the time.

The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what he wanted in his own living room.

In New Orleans, an apple pie is $5.94, while in San Juan, it's $3.99.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean

A woman asked me what a creampie was

I made sure to fill her in

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Simple Simon met a Pie-Man on his way to the fair. Simple Simon said to the Pie-Man "What have you got there?" and the Pie-Man said

"Pies you stupid fuck"

What is Captain Kirks most hated pie?

Pe-KHAAAAAAANNN!

Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba

Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica

Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico

These are the PieRates of the Caribbean



[Religion] Why doesn't God like apple pie?

Because he's not real

How do you make a gold pie?

You put fourteen carrots on it.

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The Japanese flag is a pie chart...

...showing how many of them are afraid of Godzilla.

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I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.

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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

What is an Australian ghosts favorite pie?

Boo Meringue!

I was going to bake a pie in honor of today.

But it would be irrational.

There’s one pie that always comes back to haunt me

Boo merengue

In Jamaica

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, t...

What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

That's a Moray.

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A boy walks up to his grandpa eating pie

Boy: Grandpa can I have some of your pie?
Grandpa: Does your dick touch your asshole?
Boy: No
Grandpa: Then you can't have any of my pie

The next day the boy walks up to his grandpa eating chips

Boy: Grandpa can I have some of your chips?
Grandpa: Does your dick touch your ...

Grandma's Apple Pie

An old man is dying, with his young grandson by his bedside. He asks his grandson to lean over and whispers "Johnny, I smell your grandma's apple pie. Looks like she took it of the oven. Go to the kitchen and bring me a piece. It's my favorite."

Johnny gets up and leaves. 2 minutes later he c...

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What’s the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One’s a shit pie and the other’s Ajit Pai.

How do you make Pumpkin Pie?

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

Apple pie and coffee

A Russian man has been taught a phrase by his friend so that he can order food at the local restaurant.

Each day on his lunch break he goes to the same place and orders “ah pull pi and cough yeh”

One day he asks his friend to please teach him something else because he is so tired of ...

I was turned away when I tried to order a pie from Yoda's bakery.

"Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie."

Where can you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

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"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher.

"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

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What do you call a pie that’s full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

A guy walks into a pub in England...

He sits at the bar and a beautiful barmaid, with ample cleavage on view, asks what he would like. He says " A pint and a pie and a few kind words".

So she brings him the pint and a few minutes later brings him the pie. As she is walking away he says "What about the few kind words?" She look...

Little known fact about the first pie eating contest ...

It started March 14, 1592.

It hasn't stopped.

Edit - fixed the date

Why were the children disappointed when their teacher gave them Pie?

It was a maths teacher.

How does Davey Crockett take his pie?

Alamo'ed

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You ever stick your dick in pecan pie?

It's fucking nuts.

Possibly the greatest dad joke of my dad’s whole career

Preface: I’ve been sick in bed for 10 days with infectious mononucleosis or ‘mono’


So, Mom brought home some pie and she gave me a slice. I only had like half of it because it was making me nauseous so she decided to save it for me. But I guess Dad didn’t know that so he ate the rest of ...

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?

"I made it."

Credit to my wonderful brother.

I ate some shepherd's pie today

...he seemed pretty angry about it.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick?

Piece of cake

A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.

The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"

The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."

The barman remarks, "But it's Wednesday."

Sheepishly, the man says, "Man, I must look like a real fool."

What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie?

√(-1/64)

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

"How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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A bloke walks into a pub with a meat and potato pie balanced on his head

He walks up to barman and says:

'Can I have a pint of bitter, please.'

'Certainly,' says the barman and starts pulling a pint. But he can't resist asking. 'You do realise, sir, you have a meat and potato pie on your head?'

The bloke replies: 'Yes, I always have a meat and potato...

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