Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together?

They're both inbred.

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What’s the difference between an incontinent nymphomaniac and an epileptic corn farmer?

One shits and fucks and the other shucks in fits.

Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"

"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."

What did the corn say when it was being followed?

“I’m being stalked!”

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer.

What did baby corn ask mother corn?

Where's pop corn?

what did the kid-corn say to the mom-corn

Wheres the popcorn

A corn walks into a bar...

And it says to the bartender:

"Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

The bartender agrees. The corn then asks:

"What did the traffic light say to the car?"

The bartender then says: "What?"

The corn says: "DON'T LOOK! I'M CHANGING!"

The bartender shakes his head in disapp...

Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips.

Tostitos

What did the corn say to his therapist?

How can a family with so many ears not hear my cries for help?

What did the corn boy say when he lost his kernels?

THIS SHUCKS

Snuck up on a corn stalk

Pretty easy when they have no ears

What did the corn cob say when all of its clothes fell off?

OOHH, SHUCKS!

What does corn have in common with good friends?

You know you’ll see them again

What does corn say when it's frustrated?

Aw shucks!


(Yes, I know this joke is very corny)

Why did Mike Tyson plant marijuana instead of corn?

He was afraid he'd eat all of the ears.

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Three couples are trying to get married.

Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.


"If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without ha...

Today I stepped on a corn flake.

Does that make me a cereal killer?

Yo mama so fat...

she doesn’t have corn rows, she has crop circles.

What do you call a potato and an ear of corn in a police car?

Starchy and Husk

Puzzled Girlfriend

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
...

I got a new job today selling corn to pirates.

A buck an ear.

Not enjoying your corn at KFC?

Blame the kernel.

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A farmer trained his rooster to peel the husks off of corn

What a cock-shucker

I invented a new kind of corn

It has a very soft center so it is easy to poke the holders into it.

I call it... softcore corn.

Don't look it up on the internet.

Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day

Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land

What do you call two ears of corn having a fight?

Corn beef

Did you here the one about the shy corn kernel that went to the party.

They say he really popped when he came out of his shell.

What did the corn farmer say after he had a particularly good harvest?

There’s polenta more where that came from!!

What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree?

Acorn

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My relationship with corn is perfect.

It'll never turn to shit.

How much would a pirate sell corn for?

About a buck an ear.

A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road

when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

What did the magician say before he turned his assistant into an ear of corn?

Prepare to be a-maize-d

Why did it take Knuckles seven days to escape the corn maze?

He didn’t know da wae.

Mans wife finds 25,000 dollars and two ears of corn in a secret trunk at their home

Wife - Why are there two ears of corn in this trunk?

Husband - I kept a ear of corn every time I messed around on you.

Wife - Oh that’s not bad, 34 years of marriage and only messed around twice? What about the 25,000 dollars?

Husband - Every-time I collected a bushel I sold i...

What do you call the children of the corns father?

Pop corn.

Be sure to always whisper while in a corn maze

The walls have ears.

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Is eating popcorn gay?

Because after all, you are eating a busted nut

What's the difference between candy corn and boogers?

Kids won't eat candy corn.

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.

You know why corn leans to the east in illinois?

Because indiana sucks and iowa blows

I got lost in a corn field.

It was quite a maize.

Friends, Romans, Corn Futures Brokers,

Lend me your ears

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

I once accidentally poured glue in my son's corn flakes

He's never talked to me again

What happens if you castrate a corn cob?

It becomes a eunuchcorn.

Why do farmers play smooth jazz for their corn?

It's easy on the ears

A married man found a chest with 20k and 3 pieces of corn

Man: honey, I just found a chest with some interesting items inside

Woman: what is it?

Man: well there is 20,000 dollars inside and 3 pieces of corn

Woman: well that is my cheating chest, every time that I have cheated on you I put a piece of corn

The man thinks to h...

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What do grouchy people eat for breakfast?

Fucking corn flakes

What does a chorus made of corn do?

Sing in hominy.

What did the corn chip say to the light bulb?

Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay

Hey girl, do you live in a corn field?

Because I'm stalking you.

I got a job peeling corn all day...

It really shucks.

I love corn!

It's a food that always amaizes me.

Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians

Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses

Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn?

Because the maize isn't meant for him.

I once heard this joke about corn

It was a-maizeing

I think I'm going to start selling pirate corn in my shop...

I'm going to charge a buck an ear.

(Yes another attempt at an original joke)

Edit: Apparently it's not original. I should have googled it first. Man thinking up something no one else has is tough.

If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it...

...and I'll be the colonel.

What do they call the corn-police?

Cobs