Why wouldn't the jelly come out of the jar?

It was jammed.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

What was the first thought of the person who created jam/jelly?

I need to preserve my legacy

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What's the real difference between jam and jelly?

My office printer sure doesn't jelly every single FUCKING THING I TRY TO PRINT.

Jelly Doughnut

A newly wedded couple were on their honeymoon and were getting busy. They finish and the husband takes the condom off and accidentally throws it out the window.

The wife says “You can’t leave that out there. Go get it.”

So the husband gets dressed and runs outside. He sees a little b...

Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly?

Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"

What do you call a donut with no jelly?

A don't.

“Just put the jelly in the refrigerator” my mom yelled

“There’s not enough room” I responded as I tried to jam it in

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My wife asked me what was the difference between jam and jelly

I told her I can't really jelly my dick in her mouth.

Oh, so there's no real difference, she replied.

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How are peanut butter and jelly related?

They're inbred

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb & J.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly?

I've never fucked a jamfish.

How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy?

Lead poisoning

What’s the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?

Traffic Jam

**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.

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Peanut butter and Jelly flavoured apples

A man is walking by a fruit stand and sees a sign for "Peanut Butter and Jelly flavoured Apples" so out of curiosity he asks the fruit vendor for a sample.

The man bites in to the Apple.

"Wow that tastes just like peanut butter, but you said it tastes like peanut butter AND jelly."...

Life is like a bag of jelly beans

Everyone hates the black ones

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.

What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

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What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW]

I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)

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NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode

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A boy walks into an ice-cream parlour.

The cashier says "Hello! What can I get you?"

The boy replies "Ummm...may I please have some Jelly Tip?"

"I'm sorry, but we ran out of Jelly Tip. Is there something else you would like? Maybe chocolate?" responds the cashier.

"No thanks. Could I have some Jelly Tip?" replies the...

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What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?

Pb and j

What can jelly beans do that you can't?

Come in different colors.

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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly

Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

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Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly?

Because he can't jelly his dick in someone.

I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould....

I think I've set a dangerous president.

A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day

Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.

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