Light Touch Jokes - 4 Hilarious Light Touch Jokes

My Father often said, "Everything the light touches is yours."

It was a lovely sentiment, but he never paid the electric bill either.

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Mufasa: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Simba: What about that shadowy pla-?

Mufasa: Did I fucking stutter?

One father says to his son:

+ Son, everything that the light touches will be yours.
- But father I am blind
+ And I’m poor

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A grandfather, father, and son are paired with a very attractive woman for a round of golf

The three are amazed to find that this woman is an amazing golfer. She outplays them on almost every hold, and come up to the 18th green at 1 over par with a 20ft Birdie putt. She tells the three guys

"Alright, this is the first time I've ever had a chance at shooting par. Whoever correctly h...

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