Color Jokes

but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Easy.


Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Blew

She meets a farmer and challenges him: "If I can guess your profession, I get your dog for free."
The farmer agrees.
The blonde declares that he is a farmer, and wins the bet.
As she's stuffing the animal into the trunk of her Fiat, the farmer says: "if I can guess your real hair color, ca... read more

I hate it more than red and blue combined.

Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon.

Light blue

It came out of the green.

His wife protests:"Why all the same color, people will think I dont change my panties."

Husband asks:"Which people?"

M'genta

A reptile dysfunction.

Because heroes never dye.

Au-burn




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but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.

Wife : Oh My God,now people will think I never change my panties.

Husband : Which people?

(Hope the joke didnt get lost in translation)

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

... it came completely out of the purple.

Cordaroy

I feel violated.

I got to see it, and I must admit, it was pretty dope.

It was a good day to dye.

That guy’s a legend.

I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to

The doctor said I'd be fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside

The Russian tells him "I have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black color, but color turns white when grows.”

"Over there is American bull. Color when born is red, but become dark brown when full grown.”

"And here, Turkish bull. They is born dark brown, but grow up to b... read more

Hue hue hue hue

Because Jesus DYED for our sins.

Happy Easter!

British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words.
American English: no u

You put frog in mixer

One is a color, and the other is a colour.

A cyantologist.

Husband- "Honey, I just bought these special olympic style condoms!"

Wife- "Olympic style condoms, what makes them so speical?"

Husband- "They come in 3 colors, Gold, Silver and Bronze."

Wife- "Oo, sweet. What color are you gonna wear tonight?"

Husband- "Gold ofc!"
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but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.

Purrrple!


(Told by my 5yo niece.)

It depends who you ask

I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.

This came right out of the purple.

The RGB

...until they are flashing behind you.

It was a pigment of my imagination

Pastel

Tasted a lot like paint.

The fire consumed both books and he hasn’t even finished coloring the second one

Super Cyan