What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?
Marijuana and coffee are my favorite combination.
They're the reason ice mocha lot of weed
What's the worst disease combination to have?
Alzheimer and Diarrhea. You don't know where to run
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
I've Been Getting Into A Kinky Combination Of Sadism, Bestiality, And Necrophilia.
But, maybe I'm just beating a dead horse.
What is the worst combination of 2 diseases simultaneously?
Diarrhea and Alzheimer's. You’re running, but you don’t know where to!
Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the naked woman they find in there.
A startled, naked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."
The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of...
If the combination of binary digits were called a bit
Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a tit?
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
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I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!
SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"
Wow! A sort-by-new gold! I'm honoured!
Which keystroke combination beat all the rest in the shortcut contest?
the Win + R
Two conspiracy nuts end up at the gates of heaven before God
God says to them "You may ask any question of me."
The first man asks "Was the Maui fire started by a space laser to clear out residents so the rich could buy up all the land?
God says "No my child. It was a combination of poor agriculture and climate change."
Did you know in Amsterdam there's a combination brothel and mechanic shop?
Apparently, they do a two-for-one on rimjobs.
TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes
Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor
I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..
It will be called Froyo Information.
I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination
Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?
A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary.
It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.
Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.
I’ve lost all control, and I have no alternative but to delete this horrible joke.
I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course
I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par
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Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered
Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat
TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".
It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".
What does an Egyptian mathematician use to denote the possible combinations of game moves?
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body in combination with smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving such a lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my...
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75…
…a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but ...