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Chili Dog Jokes

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What’s the difference between the comment sections and a man eating a chili dog?

I dunno. All I know is after an hour they both go to shit.

What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

They have to sit in their own pew.

What do you call a dog that’s freezing?

A chili dog.

Why should you carry french fries with you when walking your dog on a cold day?

French fries go well with chili dogs

Never been sure what breed my dog is

She’s kind of squatty with floppy ears. When we have supper she begs for our plates and bowls to lick then naps in the den.

Unless we have chili. Then she stays by the stove guarding the pot of chili.

Pretty sure she’s a chili dog.

What's the opposite of a hot dog?

A chili dog

Hot dog!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hot dog. After taking a bite, he waves the bartender over. "Hey, this hot dog is cold!" he complains. "Oh, well then, lucky you," the bartender replies. "You must have gotten one of our special chili dogs ... and hey, for you, no extra charge."

I let my dog outside when it was very cold

I now have a chili dog

What do you call a doggo playing in the snow (in Coney Island)?

A chili dog!

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