I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned

I just couldn't concentrate.

If canned goods were to expire, would that make them canned bads?

Alright alright I’ll show myself out.

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

Nice canned meat you got there

Too bad it isn't allowed here, rule 3.

You know what they say about canned chicken...

...it's the Tuna of the land.

A group of canned vegetables were sitting on a shelf

and one of them was twisting around and checking himself out.
"Hey!" He cried proudly. "I'm one hundred percent corn, nothing else!"
Some fancy new can of Brussels sprouts swiveled to look at him. "But who cares? You're just corn." He said witheringly.
"Well I'm not corn. I'm heirloom...

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