I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned

I just couldn't concentrate.

If canned goods were to expire, would that make them canned bads?

Alright alright I’ll show myself out.

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

Nice canned meat you got there

Too bad it isn't allowed here, rule 3.

We were stranded at sea with dwindling supplies of dried food and canned meat. Some of the guys started to catch birds and eat them or barter them for other food,...

...so I took a tern for the wurst.

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A woman goes to a grocery store to grab a few things.

She brings her basket to the checkout counter and begins to offload it. She has a half gallon of milk, some apples, a frozen pizza, a pint of ice cream, a loaf of bread, a box of pasta, some canned tomatoes, and some aluminum foil.

The clerk, looking over the assortment of items as he rings h...

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