I told it that it was so ugly it could be a Turkey, and that it laid horrible eggs.
Roasted this kid in my class today
Didn't taste so good.
I like my coffee the way I like Elon Musk
Freshly roasted
Full roasted chicken
Its a full crowd at the bar the place is abuzz. Santa Singh walks in sits down at a table and orders a full roast chicken. Suddenly someone rushes in and yells “Rocky is coming!” The customers all stop what they are doing, drop their glasses and drinks and begin to rush out, except Santa who ...
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the bari...
The internet should take it easy on Maegan Hall
She’s been roasted enough
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