I told it that it was so ugly it could be a Turkey, and that it laid horrible eggs.
Roasted this kid in my class today
Didn't taste so good.
I like my coffee the way I like Elon Musk
Freshly roasted
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the bari...
The internet should take it easy on Maegan Hall
She’s been roasted enough
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