Bun Jokes

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magi... read more

Nothing. They had beef between them.

A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age”

The little boy gives the elephant a bun and it stomps it’s foot 6 times.

“Wow” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6, you have a go dad!”

The Irish chap gives the elephant a bun...

A moment later the elephant farts and ... read more

A cinnabun!

One is conundrum and the other is a bununderhim.

From my father.

So there was this man and woman whom had been married for many years and were still very much in love. Their anniversary was coming up and the wife wanted to do something very special for her husband and comes up with a wonderful gesture.

She goes to a tattoo parlor an... read more

It was just the wurst.

Too many condoments.

He seats himself at a table, and his snake slithers up onto the seat next to him. Soon, a waitress comes to take his order.

The man declares, "I want 25 hamburgers- two for me and 23 for my pet snake here."

The waitress leaves, and 20 minutes later returns with two plates. On the man's... read more

I replied “you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?”

It was a close one, but I beat them by 10%.

neither, it's a fairy tail.

So it doesn’t Hang Solow

They say it's rock and roll.

I guess you could say I'm on a roll

One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.

His mother saw him come in looking pretty glum and asked, "What's the matter Hot Dog Bun Boy? Did something happen?"

Hot Dog Bun Boy replied, "I was in my history class and it's so frustrating that there are no lessons at all about Hot Dog Buns like us! It's so unfair!"

The mother cam... read more

He didn't know what condoment

I can only think of the inefficiency in cooking one bun at a time.

An inbread.

It wasn't very nice, I think I'll try it with a croissant next time.

The wurst

The made little sam'miches together. <3

DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".

KID: Gotcha.

DAD: what did you buy at the store?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What did you have for dinner?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What do you do when an ol... read more

That's Hawaii roll.

Frank

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

The guy says, “What the hell was that all about?”
She says, “I was just keeping it warm for you.”
He says, “Cancel my hot dog.”

Sesamese twins.

As they are standing at the counter, the Englishman quietly picks up 3 buns stows them away in his pocket.

He turns slightly towards the Irishman, saying quietly, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The baker didn't even see me."

The Irishman scoffed back, "That's jus... read more

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean... read more

In the seedy part of town

They're made out of dill dough.

I forgot a condiment.

They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.

Hair loom.

They went in with all buns glazing!

It was my manager's fault for telling me to put my hair in a bun.

Bun intended

He went out all buns glazing.

He goes to his hotel's restaurant and orders a salad and a hot dog

The waiter first comes back with an enormous bowl. With a smile on his face, he tells the tourist "In America, everything is giant!"

The tourist manages to finish the salad. The waiter comes back again with the hot dog.... read more

Cause it got buns, hun

A hot cross bun.

I know a guy who's a baker in the army. He goes into battle all buns glazing.


Sorry sorry. Bad one.

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

As an opening day special we added a sugary coating to all products at no extra charge.

We came out all buns glazing!

He had half a bun on his head, a sausage behind his ear, several pickles in his shirt and an ice cream cone on his foot.

The doctor took one look and said
"Im afraid you're not eating properly."

He’s the one with sesame seeds on his buns.

"Sure. His bread is in the pantry."

"Your snake eats... Bread?"

"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun."

Apparently, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign for the special of the day: hot dogs -- regular, bun length, foot-long and colossal. "Give me two hot dogs," the guy tells the bartender. "How long do you want 'em?" the bartender asks. "Oh," the guy replies, "I thought I'd get to keep them."

I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey, Iraq of ribs and a Canada best sauce and my Bahrain was like Oman, I Israel Hungary... so Iran to the kitchen to put Greece in the pan.

I hoped it could get Finnish quickly and because I was Russian, I didn't Czech the label and accidentally added ... read more

All day every day he made Big Macs. And in his head he would list off the ingredients; Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onion, on a seasame seed bun.

Over and over: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onion, on a seasame seed bun.<... read more

It's going to be pun on a bun!

They both shove their meat in seven year old buns.

PS: Read with strong Scandinavian accent for best effect.

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There were two moose who were flying. Then it said one:

"You have a bun in your eye!"

"What?" Answered the other.

"You have a bun in the eye!"

"What?"

"You have a bun in your eye."... read more

A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing

It a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun

He just burst in there, buns glazing!

Honey bun.

*As told buy my 7 year old.*

No matter the situation her'd have a groaner ready. One day, served a simple dinner of buns and water, he quipped: "The bun is the lowest form of wheat."

His friends were so tired that they decided to come up with a situation that he could not turn into a pun. They took him to visit an orpha... read more

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