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Spicy Jokes

What do you call a spicy Mexican sauce made with consecrated water?

Holy Mole

Hooters

Two men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to Colorado. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play some golf and catch up with each other.


At age 35 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.


One asks, "...

What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?

Challapeno.

A spicy joke

Spice Girl Melanie C planned to write a book on the history of portraiture...

But apparently "Chisholm on Faces" wasn't an appropriate title.

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Did you hear Jamaica is making a spinoff of the British Bake Off about cooking spicy chicken?

It's called the Jamaican Jerk Off.

How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy?

They add halalapeño.

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Describe eating spicy food.

That shit burns.

A Spicy Italian

Right before they announced all the restaurants were closing I went to Subway 1 last time.
I placed my order, then the girl behind me proceeded to place hers.
She said, "I'd like a 6 foot Spicy Italian."
I turned to her and said, "Sorry ma'am -- I'm only 5 11"

So, I had a Spicy Italian 6” last night...

... and then he and I went to Subway.

I'll take a 6 inch Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese please

Actually, make it a 6 inch Spicy Italian on Herbs and cheese.

[EDIT] Sorry, wrong sub

My girlfriend was just like a spicy burrito.

It hurt when she left me

Things got spicy after I touched my girlfriend's rack.

I didn't realize it was broken on one side... what a waste of thyme!

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Spicy relationship

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she...

[A LITTLE SPICY] Why is Communism better than Fascism?

In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

People always seem surprised by the way spicy chorizo affects their digestion. Seems like...

No-one expects the Spanish ring excretion!

Why didn't the skeleton like spicy food?

'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it!

Guys, I just want to let you all know... I really love spicy cheese dip!

K, so?

I made really spicy vindaloo and thought I should have it with bread

But I had naan.

The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped

That really left me in a phall mood.

If God has a plan for all of us...

Why does mine have so much spicy diarrhoea?

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

In Barcelona, there's a common prank where spicy peppers are hidden inside kiwi fruits, and then the 'victim' is tricked into eating them

Nobody expects the Spanish in-kiwi Sichuan

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food?

A mega-sore-ass.

It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci

I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

Relationships are like Indian food

They start out hot and spicy but end up with someone on the toilet crying and saying why me.

how time flys

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there, and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives ...

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My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food.

What an insensitive asshole.

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