You’re speeding down a road when you see red and blue lights in your rearview mirror...
You tense up and pull over to the side of the road. The cop pulls over behind you on a police motorcycle. You’re perspiring hastily at the thought of getting a ticket. The cop approaches your vehicle and says “Do you know how fast you were growing?”
You say “Yes officer, I was going fifteen ...
I heard that some colorblind people see red as yellow..
God only knows why all of these people bought BMWs.
Why do people who are colorblind hate the movie Shawshank Redemption?
Because they can't see Red.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I wipe my ass like I drive...
don’t stop until I see red.
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