A sailor enters a sketchy watering hole. In the entrance a sign reads: Sausage roll 10$
And underneath it continues: Hand job 13$
A curvy barmaid is at the bar. He approaches her.
- Are you the one giving the hand jobs? - Yes my sweet, are you feeling lonely? Do you want one?
He says
- No I will need you to sanitize your hands though...
(taking ...
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Does anybody want to buy 500 sandwiches and 250 sausage rolls?
I misread the headlines and thought we were picnic buying.
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What do you call a sausage that can't walk?
A sausage roll.
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What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll?
"I don't know"
Wanna go for a picnic?
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Two old guys talking.
Guy 1: As I get older all I need is, Spec-savers, Boots, and Greggs..
Guy 2: Yep, life is all Specs, and Drugs and Sausage rolls!!!
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Dracula
Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet ...
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During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
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Why are AC/DC always so hungry?
Cause itβs a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
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We went for a hike at the weekend , despite the blustery conditions , and despite taking 2 steps forward then 3 steps back we battled against the weather quite well.
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent and then I realised we was being buffetted by the wind.
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Irish.
Two Irish Men walking down the Road. Paddy says to Mick, what you got in the bag? Mick says Sausage Rolls, Paddy says if I can guess how many are in the bag, can I have one, Mick says if you can guess, you can have all 4...
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