In Japan, what do you say to your mom when she cooks for you?
I love umami !!
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What was Oedipus’s favorite flavor profile?
Umami
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Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes
They tell umami jokes.
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What do a Food Network host and Oedipus have in common?
They both say “umami” far more than is appropriate.
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What taste tickles a MILF lover's taste buds?
Umami.
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What's the difference between a vegan and a straight male submissive?
A vegan craves umami. A male sub craves "ooh mommy".
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What does breast milk taste like?
Umami.
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There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing.
He said, I just love the taste of Umami.
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I finally know why people like eating out MILFs
They got the umami flavor
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