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Umami Jokes

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In Japan, what do you say to your mom when she cooks for you?

I love umami !!

What was Oedipus’s favorite flavor profile?

Umami

Chefs don't tell yo mama jokes

They tell umami jokes.

What do a Food Network host and Oedipus have in common?

They both say “umami” far more than is appropriate.

What taste tickles a lover's taste buds?

Umami.

What's the difference between a vegan and a straight male submissive?

A vegan craves umami. A male sub craves "ooh mommy".

What does breast milk taste like?

Umami.

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There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing.

He said, I just love the taste of Umami.
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