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They don't have "yo mamma" jokes in Japan.

They have "umami" jokes!

What's the difference between a vegan and a straight male submissive?

A vegan craves umami. A male sub craves "ooh mommy".

What do MILF's taste like?

Umami

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There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing.

He said, I just love the taste of Umami.

I finally know why people like eating out MILFs

They got the umami flavor

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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