Sherlock and Watson go camping After a nice fire, roasting s'mores, and talking for a few hours, they finally crawl into their tent and go to sleep
In the middle of the night, Sherlock shakes Watson awake. "Tell me Watson" he said "What can you deduce by looking at the stars?"
Watson, slightly puzzled, said "Well, I can deduce by the number of them that the universe must be incredibly vast, and contain billions of stars. Likely...
A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...
I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.
In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!
What do cannibals call it when they are roasting a blonde for dinner?
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I was on a beach once, roasting a seagull over a small fire
I heard footsteps on the rocks, and looked up to see a Conservation Officer approaching.
"Hey there, bud, whatcha cookin' there?"
I turned the bird slowly on its stick, then looked at the pile of feathers. "Western Gull, I think."
The officer widened his eyes, "Oh, ya can't be e...
A German, an Italian and a Chinese man arrive at a logging camp up north looking for work.
The boss sees the strapping young German and says, "you look strong and fit, here's a chainsaw, go join the fellers and help cut down some trees." Next he looks at the Italian, a bit of a belly on him and looking well fed, and says, "You look like you know your way around the kitchen, go help in ...
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A woman walks into a pet shop looking for a bird. The employee of the pet shop walks up to her and asks, "What are you looking for?"
The woman explains she wants a bird who can sing. The employee explains "We have one, but he only sings Christmas songs". The womans says "well I'd love to see it!" The employee walks into the backroom and brings out a pretty, brown parrot. "His name is Chet and he only sings when you light a fire u...
Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.
Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
People need to be a little bit more considerate of Trump's decision to skip the White House Correspondents' dinner.
The roasting waiting for him there would probably have made him the second black president.
So a poor man walks into a pet store
Hoping to buy a parrot. He looks at a whole bunch of parrots, but all of them are out of his price range. He asks one of the employees if they have a cheaper parrot.
“Actually, we have one parrot that nobody has wanted to buy. His name is Chet and he very lovable, but he’s only got one leg.”...
"The neighbors hate us."
"The neighbors hate us." "Why?" "Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?" "Yeah, that was really fun." "And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife w...