A guy walks into a pet shop looking to get his girl a bird for Christmas.
The shop owner tells him that he’s in luck and a rare singing parrot just came in. He explains that the parrot is trained to sing when exposed to heat. The shop owner then flicks a lighter and puts the flame underneath the bird’s left foot. The parrot begins to sing: “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jin...
A man goes to buy his kid a pet for Christmas.
Once he gets to the store the shopkeeper shows him the usual puppies, kittens and fish. But the man says, "These are all nice, but I want something special for my son."
"Well then," replies the owner, "Do I have the pet for you. Here is a parrot that sings holiday classics."
"How do I...