A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...
I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.
In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!
Sherlock and Watson go camping After a nice fire, roasting s'mores, and talking for a few hours, they finally crawl into their tent and go to sleep
In the middle of the night, Sherlock shakes Watson awake. "Tell me Watson" he said "What can you deduce by looking at the stars?"
Watson, slightly puzzled, said "Well, I can deduce by the number of them that the universe must be incredibly vast, and contain billions of stars. Likely...
I was on a beach once, roasting a seagull over a small fire
I heard footsteps on the rocks, and looked up to see a Conservation Officer approaching.
"Hey there, bud, whatcha cookin' there?"
I turned the bird slowly on its stick, then looked at the pile of feathers. "Western Gull, I think."
The officer widened his eyes, "Oh, ya can't be e...
The neighbors hate us.
"The neighbors hate us." "Why?" "Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?" "Yeah, that was really fun." "And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and th...
Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.
Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
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Best joke I’ve ever seen
It was a rainy night, 7th of October 2009 if I recall correctly, I was in camp with my friend roasting 2 marshmellow bags we bought, beautiful sight of the river, he told me this one thing that’s stuck with me:
“Did you know too much sex can cause bad eyesight, bad hearing, inability to recei...
Chess, the singing parrot
This guy goes into a pet shop looking for a bird. The shopkeeper brings him to a cage and tells him, “You won’t believe what this parrot Chess can do. He’s wonderfully talented, and his songs will blow your mind. Only $10,000.”
“That’s pretty steep,” he replies. “What’s so amazing about these...