Lamb Jokes

There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.”

The teacher thinks for a moment and says, “For my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have.... read more

The lamb gives her a weird look and runs away.

menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and... read more

Did Mary have a little lamb?

*baa-dum-tssssssssss*

Because it was /r/aww

It was a Hannibal lecture.

The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"

A missionary lives with a tribe in the jungle, when one day the Chief of the tribe approaches him:

"You are the only white man around here, and now my daughter gave birth to a white child! Explain yourself, or prepare to die!"

The missionary hesitates for a moment, then replies:
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She didn’t want to ruin their friendsheep.

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

Lamborghini

The grieving process was delicious.

The Wolf wanted to gift the King lamb, the fox had a chicken, the leopard an antilope, and so on...The lion greeted all of his guests and welcomed them to the party. Suddenly, the rabbit stood infront of him with a carrot. All guests went silent. The lion looked him in the eyes and said: " You know... read more

Sheepishly.

Her gynecologist fainted.

Baaah dummm tssssssss

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a\*\*hole. I was talking to the c... read more

A Halalligator.

A relationSHEEP.

Give it Sheep P R


(Say it out loud....)

Cause he was a sheep at the wheel

I fear I shall never cure my dyslexia

But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.

:Running away from the Police, because they committed a crime.
In Wales it means...well, something else.

Because he had a serious gambolling problem.

...a meatier shower”.

It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.

A lamb-orghini.

a mutton for punishment.

I said: do you deliver? The guy said no, just lamb or chicken!

When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!

Sometimes I get sheep paralysis.

One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.

I know it ain’t sheep.

A Frenchman came to Texas to visit an old friend. The Texan picked him up in his gigantic Cadillac with longhorns mounted on the hood. Knowing that his friend must be hungry and thirsty after the long flight, he stopped at a bar and grill on the way. They walked in and took a seat at the bar and the... read more

No he replied, it's just how I come my hair.

Well I was working on my sheep farm. We had just sheared the flock and spun the wool into yarn. As I was dying one skein of yarn green, a lamb wandered over and fell into the tub of dye. By the time I rescued the poor thing, he'd already managed to turn himself completely green.

Well, a littl... read more

"Islam?"

"Yes, is lamb."

Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.

I think it was a lamb bikini

She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.

I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she asked for a bite of my kabab.

Mary had a little lamb.

I'm not sure, but I think it's TEFL worship

Is-Lamb!

Lambs, Cows, Deers, Rabbits. They're all vegetarians and they're delicious!!

He rode out the gates on the back of a baby sheep.
Authorities have stated that he is on the lamb.

Certainly explains why he wanted all those lambs to keep quiet.

...it was a snackrificial lamb.

He yells in the comments, "WHERE'S THE LAMB SOURCE!?"