Good Person Jokes - 12 Hilarious Good Person Jokes

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.

After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.

Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his ...

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To whoever invented the mini skirt, you are a good person, thank you.

My balls have never felt so free.

You may be a really good person deep down inside

But I dont carry a shovel

Why was the mushroom hunter a good person?

He had really good morels

Death: Jack! Your time is up. I'll take you now.

Jack: Not today please, I have a lot more to do.

Death: Oh no, you're the first on the list to die.

Jack: Alright, I'll finish what I'm doing first. Even better, I'll make you some coffee while you wait. And after I'm done, we can leave.

(Jack put sleeping pills in the coffee an...

Man walks into a bar

A man walks into a fancy bar and orders a glass of wine. It's early in the evening and the bar is mostly empty.

"Hey man, love the suit. That color? It looks great on you," says a voice near him. He turns to see who it is, but no one is there. I must be hearing things, the man thought. He to...

A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door.

The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes I am."

He then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. "Sure hold on a second."

The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."

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I own a three legged dog.

It had four legs when I got it, but I wanted people to know that I'm a good person.

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A little know tale of the Legendary duo of King Akbar and his witty Minister Birbal.

So, King Akbar's daughter had reached the marriageable age. As was the custom at the time a competition was held to choose the right groom for her. The task was to pole vault over a 10 feet wall topped with barbed wire.

All eligible princes' were invited to the event, but no one was successfu...

Got the shaft

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
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I went to donate my kidney yesterday

I went to donate my kidney yesterday... they called me a good person

I went in with 2 more today and they called the police on me

I've got a mate who weighs 110kg and dates both men and women.

He's bi and large, a good person.

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