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Mensch Jokes

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Why didn't Hitler use a taxi?

Because he was more of an Uber mensch

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Adolf Hitler never took a taxi in his whole life.

He was more of an Uber-mensch.

Whats the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf

Mensch on a bench

What do you call a nice Jewish Lyft driver?

an Uber Mensch.

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Not russian to the punch line on this one.

Three friends, Vick, Tom, and John, are having a discussion on ancestry.

Vick says, "I just found out my great great grandfather was part of a Democratic party in Russia in the early 1900s, and helped form an alliance with the Jewish Bund."

Tom says, "Bolshevik?"

Vick replies, "...

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My uncle converted to Christianity

My uncles and I were out one day getting our bagels and gefilte fish and we noticed the placard. “$1,000 to convert!”

Well, being the shrewd mensches we are we decide one of us should go ahead and check. Uncle Hersch draws the short straw so he goes in.

We wait.

And wait.
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