It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child

Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

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Male gunowners are, in fact, compensating for their manhood.

You can't kill a deer or repel intruders with your dick.

I had this friend named Leonardo. We called him Lee. Anyway, he didn't have alot of money. In fact, he was basically broke...

So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.

Want to know the top 10 facts about diarrhoea?

Number 2 will suprise you!

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

The rest is your mama

I don't get why people think pee is stored in the balls. It is a fact that pee is stored in the BLADDER.

There is a vas deferens between the two.

A man was diagnosed with severe iron deficiency anaemia. He decided to take more iron supplements - too much, in fact. A month later, he died from the supplement overdose.

Oh, the irony.

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...

Eat two, Brute.

Ten Facts about Diarrhea:

\#2 is gonna surprise you!

Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers.

So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!

Fun fact: did you know that HIV is actually Roman for “high five”?

Pass it on – or, rather, don’t.

It's a little known fact that Genghis Khan had a brother.

Unfortunately his brother had a terrible skin condition and was banished from his people. Eventually he ended up in Ireland where he was known as Leper Kahn.

Despite the fact that whenever I eat any products with wheat in I get stomach cramps, I still regularly enjoy consuming it.

You could say that I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.

99.99% of scientists claim that the Earth is, in fact, round.

Anyways, I lost my job as a scientist today.

It's a fact

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy!!!

Here a fun fact, the Soviet Union didn’t use land mines,

They used land ours.

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I had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...

I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia-shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a doctor I’ve never seen anything like it.
Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth ...

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Aliens may in fact be pro bono proctologists from another planet

Uranus , possibly

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Alright, let me get the facts straight...

The farm decided to have a potluck?
That's correct.
And the last time you saw your son he was with Mrs. Dogs adopted son?
That's correct officer, he's a chicken.
You mean he's cowardly?
No, I mean Mrs. Dog adopted a chicken as her son.
So, Ms. Bull, why...

It is a proven Scientific fact, that things expand when under immense heat...

I'm not fat, I'm really hot

Fun fact of the day

Fun Fact: if every human stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.

Just let that sink in.

Kid asks his father the difference between theory and fact,

The father thinks for a bit and tells his son that he can't explain it very well but he can give a very simple example. The father instructs his son to ask his mother and sister if they were willing to sleep with a man for 1 million dollars.

The son does as told and return to his father with ...

My parents didn't like the fact that I was bringing home the bacon.

Especially when our pigs kept mysteriously disappearing.

A little known fact about president Trump is that he’s an avid Fortnite fan

What with all the walls being built

Funny fact.

Transgender people want us to accept them for who they are.
Yet they couldn't accept themselves for who they were.

Fact

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies...... Men are so polite that they only look at the covered parts!

Fun fact

Tsunami - T is silent

Honest - H is silent

Island - S is silent

After hearing my jokes - Everyone is silent

True fact

Important Notice :

It's recommended to regular morning walkers to avoid morning walk from 1st to 5th Jan 2019...

Heavy crowd of resolutionary people is expected during this period.

*Situation will get normal from 6th Jan.*

It’s a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England

Thus the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”

It's a little know fact that the Kraken cannot be owned, only rented.

Re-lease the Kraken.

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Three strange facts.

The teacher asked her students:
-can someone please say something unusual but true?
John is the only one who raised his hand:
- the dick is hard, but it has no bones!
-John how can you say something so rude?! Someone else please?
Nobody says nothing but John:
-pussy is wet, and yet...

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Fun fact: saying the word "poop" makes the same shape with your mouth as your bum hole does when pooing

The same is also true for "explosive diarrhoea"

Fun fact: Mr. Spock had three ears:

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

My wife likes to use the fact that she gave birth to our 3 children to garner sympathy points...

I tell her that they came out of me before they came out of her.

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

Three Russians are sitting together in the train that takes them to the Gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they
accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they...

My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors.

I never would have guest

Interesting Fact: A man invented the tampon

Let that soak in

I dont like the fact that the Thailand cave boys have become all famous and mainstream.

I preferred them when they were more Underground

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction…

So I packed up my stuff and right…

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A man goes to his girlfriend's parent's house for Thanksgiving. He's really nervous as this is his first time meeting her family and he's not sure what to expect. In fact, he's so nervous that it's giving him gas...

While they're sitting there watching TV in the family room, it isn't so bad because the the football game is on and it's kind of loud.

Also, the parent's big old dog Harold is licking his balls and everyone can hear that, so he can sit there and fart into the couch without anyone hearing a th...

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Three guys find a Genie in the woods...

Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find an old lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms “You have finally freed me after all these years, so I’ll grant each one of you 3 wishes.” The first guy immediately blurts out “I want a billion dollars.” POOF, he’s ...

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Two facts about me not many people know.

1. My dick is as big as 2 Ikea pencils.
2. I'm banned from Ikea.

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world's largest animal...

...it's so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

Facts About Lazy People #389479305784

You were too lazy to read that number

I'm not sure what confused the mailman more...

the fact that I came to the door naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.

Where do facts come from?

The factory.

What do you call a fact about a state?

A statistic








Save me please

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Fun Fact

Semen comes out at about 30 mph when you ejaculate. That’s why the cops gets so mad when you jerk off in a school zone

George Foreman really likes the name “George”. In fact, he named all his sons “George Foreman”.

 

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

 

There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history

Is in the past.

In Hollywood, all facts are supposed to be taken with a grain of...

Coke

It's a well-known fact that Hitler...

It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

One day he decided to thank his chief astrologer and called him into his office to say, "we've done really well in the war and I'm grateful...

Someone once told me it's okay to change your mind in light of new facts.

I used to think that.

Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt.

A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.

Despite the fact she is a Democrat, Monica Lewinsky decided to vote for Trump in the last election...

....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have put the lube next to the glue…

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Interesting facts about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub

(2) I'm banned from subway.

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."

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My wife told me that she’s getting fed up of my boring facts.

“I find them very interesting,” I said.

“Well, who gives a flying fuck?” She said angrily.

“Dragonflies,” I replied.

Fun facts about Germany

No fun in Germany.
Go back to work !