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Knowing Jokes

I saw Black Panther 2 without knowing anything about it.

I had no idea Wakanda movie it was.

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse.

Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here

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Will Smith had to stand up for Jada. Imagine how hard it is knowing your wife can't have her hair

pulled during sex with other men

My friend is convinced there's no way of knowing whether the chicken or the egg came first.

He's a real eggnostic, that one.

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My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Da...

The all-knowing man

Jenna: I'm leaving you!

Ben: Is it because I act like i know everything?

Jenna: Yes

Ben: I knew it!

Dave: How could you Indians marry a woman before knowing her?

Patel: How could you Brits marry a woman after knowing her?

Knowledge is knowing that pineapples are not a type of apple

Wisdom is knowing not to put them on pizza.

Dad Knowing the Laws...

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Son: Actually, no. What's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

A small town lawyer called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a 80 year old woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Singh, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Kulkarni. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not kn...

What can strike a blonde, without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Amish girls have no way of knowing

if it's a romantic candle light dinner or just a regular dinner.

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