Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
What part of Italy has the highest crime rate,
The spaghetto
I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...
The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.
(Courtesy of my mum) Why has crime rates gone up in the past 10 years?
Because they're removing all the phone boxes so superman has nowhere to change.
The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate.
Typical alarmist.
Chicago anxiety
Bob was sitting on the plane at Cleveland waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck…pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked.
"No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago. The people are craz...
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