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Will glass-topped coffins become the newest trend?

Remains to be seen.

What do you call the trend to cancel pineapples?

#Banananas

A journalist is writing an article about the trend for Scottish men to wear tights under their kilts

She walks up to an old man on the streets of Glasgow and asks 'excuse me, do you ever wear a kilt?'

'Aye, about once a week or so you'll catch me in a kilt.'

'Well when you wear a kilt, do you wear tights underneath?'

'Aye, every time I've worn a kilt for the past three years I ...

I’ve noticed a disturbing recent trend of people suggesting that we “eat the rich” and I’d like to remind you all that the rich are people too.

People with lovely soft skin that would make excellent TP substitute, so don’t forget to peel them first!

Gonna be getting on the trend of binary puns and going to be writing 10000000 binary puns.

Update: Sometimes I byte off more than I can chew.

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Premarital sex

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

Dave said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Frank replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache.

I'm calling it No-Movember.

Or for short, November.

There's a strange new trend at work, people are writing names on the food in the company fridge

Today I had a chicken sandwich named Kevin

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There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom.

There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her own, she spotted a really beautiful doll. It would make a perfect addition to her collection. She only hoped she had enough money to buy it.

...

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In honor of the current trend in r/pics: My wife refuses to send me nudes. She says she doesn't trust me with them.

Which is a shame because I know some guys who would pay serious $$$ for them.

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Apparently there’s a new trend where men have been putting jewelry on their testicles

I’ve heard they’re pretty nuts

What is Captain Hook’s least favorite online trend?

TikTok

Why does the rate of trees cut follow an inverse exponential trend when lumberjacks start singing?

Because it falls into a logger-rhythm.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

I studied the trends of bike sales

They were cyclical

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I see there's a popular trend of translating foreign jokes in the sub, so here's a one from Hebrew.

What do you call 10 Moroccan Jews on a roof top?

An alarm system.

Did you hear about the Midwestern dairy farmers? Apparently they've begun a new trend of covering their cows' teets with fabric because they felt like their heifers were indecent.

It's Being Called An Udder Shame.

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I just noticed that Oedipus is trending.

It's gotta be for a motherfucking reason.

Have you heard about the new trend? People are putting baked goods on their ear studs

Its pie-on-earring fashion

Because Soviet jokes are on-trend...

The CIA, the FBI and the KGB are competing for the title of the Best Criminal Catcher. They're given a task by the General Secretariat of UN to catch a rabbit in the forest which he'd released. The CIA plants well-trained animal spies throughout the forest, and after 3 months of investigation they c...

How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes?

Fake views.

I’m annoyed at the trend of flexing

Like, when rappers do it it’s cool, but when I do it I’m asked to leave the homeless shelter

Can we please stop with this whole FaceApp trend

It’s getting old quick

There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial.

Its all the rage.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

A translation of a joke from a French movie to follow the trend

A guy brings his date home and asks her

"Do you want a whiskey ?"

"Just a finger." she replies

"Don't you want a whiskey first ?"

Wear a mask before seeing posts that are trending

Because they are viral

I predict a major trend in the years to come...

Young will become the new old

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Looks like there have been a trend of divorcing and marrying again after having a child in the 90`s

Because this is the only explanation of such an amount of step brothers and sisters I see on Pornhub.

Have you heard of the newest trend? Corduroy pillows.

They're making headlines

I worked out how long the Battle Royale trend is going to last

A fortnight.

With #DiaperDon trending on Twitter, his weird dancing makes since.

He’s trying to wiggle out his poo.

What’s a quantum physicist’s favorite trend?

Plancking.

The new trend

psychologist: what is your problem?

patient: i work as a yoga trainer at retirement homes.

psychologist: aaannd...

parient: the new trend is naked yoga.

psychologist: you are the unluckyest person to ever exist.

I just heard stuffed wildebeests are now the new trend.

Turned out to be a bunch of fake gnus

At the races

A Statistician, Engineer and Physicist go to the horse track.

Each have their system for betting on the winner and they're sure of it.


After the race is over, the Statistician wanders into the nearby bar, defeated. He notices the Engineer, sits down next to him, and begins lamentin...

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My local Japanese restaurant is keeping up on the trends.

They now serve rawomen.

I don't know why people think throwing singles at children is the new viral trend...

Hollywood's been doing it for decades.

From what I hear, puberty is the biggest trend nowadays

All the kids are doing it.

Have you heard the latest trend...

Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet?


It's cyber-terrorism.

"Ebola" is trending on Twitter...

...does that mean it's gone viral?

Why do the worst and dumbest posts end up on Trending?

Cause that is the trend!

If the world followed Facebook trends

The plumber would come with noodles instead of tools

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Two friends at the gym

Two friends meet at the gym and are going to take a shower.

One of them notices that the other is wearing women's panties.

-Panties? what the fuck Tim?

What? It's the latest trend!

-Really? And when did that trend started?

When my wife found a pair in the backseat ...

I've never been on top of trends, I guess

When everyone else was burning CDs, I was still burning books

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

What do you call a Disease which is #1 in Trending?

A Viral Disease.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a dead trend?

Neigh-Neigh

Rewrote an old joke to match today's trends

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make...

Trending on r/WritingPrompts: "Write a story with no characters"

Here's mine:

Recent fashion trends...

certainly have given women the cold shoulder, haven't they?

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The Silent Debate

Note: This is a joke best told in person by somebody who's not afraid to go all out with gesticulations and accents.

The silent debate was a yearly event that was the Super Bowl of the intellectual world. It was watched live by tens of thousands, and broadcast on countless major networks. Fo...

Earrings

Did you ever wonder why
earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one
day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
an earring.

The man knows his
co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and
is curious about his
sudden change in "fashion sen...

[NSFW] Two old men are talking at home

The first asks the other, "What ever happened to that streaking trend?" The other man looks confused "What was that?" "It was when people would take off their clothes and run through the streets." "That sounds great I think I'll do that now." At 90 years he undressed and took off down the street an...

I used to think I could draw conclusions from small samples...

...after only a few statistics classes, I realized I couldn't.

Every statistics professor I've had has told me to disregard trends in small samples, but I haven't taken that many classes so I can't be sure.

the latest trend

I hear the latest trend is to install trampolines on cruise ships - apparently everyone's jumping on board

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