Inflation Jokes

Because of all the inflation.

That's the price of inflation.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

…to Tree Dollar.

It's not as funny today

Because of inflation.

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

Inflation going rampant, NASA going to the moon, Russia/US on the brink of war.....

It’s a fight against inflation.

- My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail.
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned ... read more

I said "inflation".

Thirty quid!

Thirty bloody quid for a tyre pump!

They were £20 last year! This time last year, same brand, I promise you, twenty quid and not a penny more!

But I guess that's the cost of inflation.

Inflation.

... the German government predicts an imminent shortage of sausage and cheese, and are formulating a plan for emergency intervention to deal with this impending crisis.

They're referring to the plan as their Wurst/Kase scenario.

The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"

is if you spend the same on groceries,

the bags are lighter and easier to carry home.

This year I notices that the prices had almost doubled from this time last year.

I asked the guy behind the counter why the sudden price rise.

He told me “that’s just the price of inflation unfortunately”

But that's just my 5 cents.