In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic.

Because they are more likely to be dead.

What garment are you most likely to spot a house in?

Address

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Research has shown that Obese people who have just had sexual reassignment surgery are more likely to survive cannibalistic scenarios

Because Trans Fat are bad for your health.

Likely only Malaysians will get it but since I always forget jokes that pop in my mind, I've decided to just post it here

A very frustrated Malaysian wife looks at her indecisive Spanish husband and says, "Jose, if you don't decide on a name right now, for our still unnamed 2 year old son, I'm giving him up for adoption!"

With a smirk on his face, Jose yells back, "Fine honey, you decide then, Juan or Don Juan ....

Did you know that people who talk to themselves are scientifically likely to be more intelligent?

Oh, sorry. I wasn't talking to you

Why are vaccinated kids more likely to have autism?

Because the ones that aren't are dead.

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If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of their ancestors was likely a Blacksmith.

Which kinda puts John Dickinson in an awkward position.

What piece of furniture are you least likely to get pregnant on?

A pull out couch.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

Non-vaccinated children are less likely to have autism

Because autism is rarely diagnosed before the age of 3

What's an anarchist's most likely cause of death?

Prostate cancer

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