A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic

Because they are more likely to be dead.

In high school I was voted Most Likely to Lie About Past Accomplishments.

It’s true...

President Trump treated Biden likely how he treats Melania.

He never lets either of them finish.

What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?

Paramedic

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[NSFW] A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.

"Well sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it l...

If there is a body found at a barbershop, the most obvious murder weapon is the most likely.

It's Occam's Razor.

If a foreign enemy attacked the United States and killed 180K+ citizens, the whole country, Republicans and Democrats, would most likely join together into defeating it...

Oh wait, never mind.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

In Canada, You're More Likely to Die from a Moose than a Terrorist Attack

Those damn moose limbs...

A reporter asked President Trump if he was concerned that one recent poll had 54% of likely voters casting their ballots for Joe Biden.

The president confidently responded that the other 56% were voting for him.

So we’ve all likely heard of Spreddit Shreddit and Creddit for sharing, deleting posts and for karma.

I was gonna say something clever for hiding posts but honestly just Forgeddit

Which Autobot is the most likely to have Chlamydia?

Hot Rod

What are you most likely to hear a philosopher say at work?

You want fries with that?

TIL military personnel are less likely to get acid reflux

Probably because they all have to go through basic training.

What kind of barrier would be most likely to contest it's working conditions?

A picket fence.

What kind of forests are you most likely to get robbed or attacked in?

The ones with conefarious trees.

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