Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.

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Military is cutting staff (repost most likely)

The military is cutting staff and decide to get rid of three generals. One from the Army, the Airforce, and the Marines.

All of them are old, grizzled men who had seen their fair share of war, so the Pentagon comes up with a unique bonus system for their service. They can choose two points ...

They say in every friend group, 1 person is likely to commit murder.

I killed the guy I suspected before they could do any harm.

I have done some research, and discovered what food you are most likely to die of a heart attack.

"Caesar Salad."


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Just saw a fun fact that said, "Babies are more likely to be born on Tuesdays."

As opposed to what? ADULTS being born on Tuesdays?

What's the least likely way for a Stormtrooper to die?

Shooting himself.

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

Women were twice as likely as men to experience depression this year.

No one was eating out.

Glasses wearers are less likely to get Covid-19...

I guess you could say we have nerd immunity.

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A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father

"I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a piece of advice. You said 'good companion, good in bed, good mother - pick two'"

The father looked kindly at his son and nodded.

"Well, I feel like I have a good life. My wife is kind to me a...

Stuttering Bible Salesman

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who wo...

My insurance agent told me that I'm most likely to be involved in a car accident when I'm within a mile of my home.

So I've decided to move to a safer neighborhood.

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