In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

What's the least likely profession for a trans person?

Mail man.

A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic

Because they are more likely to be dead.

You know why vaccinated children are more likely to have autism?

They live past the age of three

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Anagram lovers are more likely to get corona if

* exposed to a corona infected person
* they have weak immune system
* asked to spell racoon

Vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism

Because they're still alive.

Where are you most likely to get a flat tyre.

When there's a fork in the road.

Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold

Because they’re already dead

I was voted most likely to succeed in 3 things.

Bad jokes and maths

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.
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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That's Arkham's Razor.

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A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke, “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.”

“I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.”

“I agree,” says the Fa...

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