Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

Because owning Christians isn't legal, obviously.

Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

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Military is cutting staff (repost most likely)

The military is cutting staff and decide to get rid of three generals. One from the Army, the Airforce, and the Marines.

All of them are old, grizzled men who had seen their fair share of war, so the Pentagon comes up with a unique bonus system for their service. They can choose two points ...

They say in every friend group, 1 person is likely to commit murder.

I killed the guy I suspected before they could do any harm.

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.

I have done some research, and discovered what food you are most likely to die of a heart attack.

"Caesar Salad."


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What's the least likely way for a Stormtrooper to die?

Shooting himself.

Just saw a fun fact that said, "Babies are more likely to be born on Tuesdays."

As opposed to what? ADULTS being born on Tuesdays?

Women were twice as likely as men to experience depression this year.

No one was eating out.

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