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Do you know why Japan has one of the lowest obesity rates in the world?

Because the last time there was a Fat Man in their country, it didn't end well

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Whenever I have sex with my German girlfriend she always rates me on a scale of 1-10.

Last night she kept saying “Nine, nine.” That’s the best I’ve ever gotten!

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Prostitute rates...NSFW

Man approaches a prostitute and asks for her rates.
She replies, “ $10 for a quickie on the grass, $30 for a quickie in the car, and $50 for a sensual girlfriend experience at a hotel.”

The man says, “ok, heres $50.”

The prostitute say, “ ok cool, i see you a man of class!”

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Why does Japan have low birth and obesity rates?

Coz the last time they saw a fat man and a little boy 200,000 people died.

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My german wife rates me in bed

Guess she likes anal when she screams nine, nine, nine.

A slice of Apple Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, $2.75 in Aruba and $3.00 in the Bahamas

Those are the the pie rates of the Caribbean

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A new study shows that unvaccinated children are shown to have lower rates of autism than vaccinated children.

Because a dead two year old can't be fucking diagnosed with autism.

What do you call a poor area with high crime rates in Italy?

A sphagetto.

It is scientifically proven that those who vaccinate have higher rates of autism.

Because the non-vaccinated children never lived long enough to be surveyed.

Do you know why non-vaccinated people have the lowest drinking rates out of everybody else?

They can never age up to 18.

Haven’t you heard? Some pirates are going for a career change to bankers, and they’ve got good rates.

Pi-rates.

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A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

What do you call an urban area in France with a low average income and high rates of criminality?

A baghuetto

Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know ...

Why are North Korean literacy rates so high?

Because they have the supreme reader.

School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

We should raise insurance rates on drivers who have never crashed their cars.

They're driving wrecklessly.

Unemployment rates at bondage studios are high.

Most candidates are unwilling to learn the ropes.

New York City just published its annual index of the death rates caused by plunging from balconies

Sadly, they're still falling

They say families were larger in the past due to higher child mortality rates....

but as it turns out, your great-great-great-GREEEEAAAT-Grandma really just loved her some D

Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression.

It's a sad state of affairs.

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