A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old ma...

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

I remember when it used to cost 25 cents to fill my tires at the gas station. Now it costs $1.25!

Inflation is getting out of hand.

My local gym costs $120 for an entire year

That’s $60 per visit, not a great deal.

Putting air in your tires used to be free now its costs a dollar...

Its called inflation.

Suicide costs more than just your life...

It also costs about 6.99 for the rope at your local hardware store. #Supportlocalbusinesses

An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica,

In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,

Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

The new apple XDR monitor costs $999

Oh wait.....that's for the stand

What costs the most money to keep running?

5th : a family car

4th : a boat

3d : a tank

2nd : a warship

1st : a girlfriend

University students regularly complain about the increasing cost of their tuition and standard of living but never mention the costs that are actually decreasing

Like the cost of employing University graduates

1 slice of apple pie will cost you $2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs $3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs $4.45 in Barbados.

And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba

Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica

Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico

These are the PieRates of the Caribbean



What costs hundreds of billions of dollars but is totally worthless?

The 2nd place in a presidential election....

A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic...

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche

His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” Demanded his parents. “We know how much a Porsche costs!”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell e...

Amputation costs around $30,000 - $60,000

That's like an arm and a leg!

How do you push the high costs of living out of your way?

You just got to budge it!

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent feat. Nickelback


Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion

Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50?

Talk about a rip off

It only costs 1 penny to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping or dressed as a dolphin...

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

A redhead goes to buy a bull

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one ...

It costs $235,000.....

...to raise a child to adulthood in the United States.

And that's just for the alcohol.

I asked the seller on the black market how much a kidney costs

He said it would be worth an arm and a leg

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent, featuring nickelback

Avoid distraction at all costs.

Otherwise you'll end Up is such a great Pixar movie, maybe their best?

Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,

the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

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