I was trying to find a place in the clothes shop to try on some shirts. Finally found somewhere just right.
It was a fitting room.
What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right
I always wondered how in Goldilocks, the same serving of porridge could be too hot, too cold and just right at the same time.
Then I remembered Hot Pockets
Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City. They get on and off at the same stations, and having done it for years they occasionally nod greetings or even exchange a “good morning.”
One of them looked really unhappy one day and the other said “I know we haven’t been introduced but if you don’t mind me saying it you do look a bit peaky.” “My false teeth are killing me.” “Hmmm. If you let me have a good look I may be able to help you.” “Oh please do...” “Give me a da...
Choking Lady
Two hillbillies walked into a local restaurant as they had decided to stop by for a bite to eat. While they dined, they talked about their moonshine operation.
All of a sudden, one woman sitting next to them (she had been eating a sandwich just right across their table) begun to cough. After ...
90 degrees is pretty hot for most people,
But for mathematicians, it's just right.
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that
he was Jewish.
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