Vegetable Soup Jokes - 5 Hilarious Vegetable Soup Jokes

One day I was making vegetable soup

But unfortunately the wheelchair didn't fit

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What’s a canibal’s favourite soup?

Vegetable soup

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

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So a man gets off work and is headed to his favorite diner for his favorite meal.

So one Friday, this guy gets off work and hes is really craving his usual Friday meal, some vegetable soup from his favorite diner. He arrives, sits down at his table and asks the waiter for the usual.

"One bowl of vegetable soup, please!" The waiter responds "I'm so sorry sir, but the gentle...

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup.

I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another;

Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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