What does Gordon Ramsay say to the raw vegetable soup?

THE VEGETABLE SOUP IS SO RAW IT IS STILL STIMMING ON THE WHEELCHAIR

Can someone help me with my vegetable soup?

I can’t seem to fit the wheelchair into the pot.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

What’s a canibal’s favourite soup?

Vegetable soup

So a man gets off work and is headed to his favorite diner for his favorite meal.

So one Friday, this guy gets off work and hes is really craving his usual Friday meal, some vegetable soup from his favorite diner. He arrives, sits down at his table and asks the waiter for the usual.

"One bowl of vegetable soup, please!" The waiter responds "I'm so sorry sir, but the gentle...

Restaurant Special Joke

John was starving!! He was stuck in a small hick town, lost and hungry. He was happy when he saw a small restaurant coming up on his right. John quickly pulled over, parked his car, and walked inside. John noticed a blackboard with a sign written in yellow chalk, “Today’s Special: Vegetable Soup wit...

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup.



I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another;

Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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