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What does tofu and a dildo have in common?

They’re both meat substitutes.

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What does tofu and a dildo have in common?

They’re both for fucking pussies.



(This post was for u/raynir44)

My Hispanic friend in the Navy is allergic to tofu

He’s a no soy marinero

TOFU :

For those that enjoy a bland, tasteless joke.

How did the vegetarian quit smoking?

He went cold tofu.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove that it was not chicken.

I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post...

It's really tasteless.

Truly delicious tofu recipe:

1) Chuck the tofu.

2) Fry a juicy steak.

I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu.

She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese.

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

What martial art is done using only your feet?

**Tofu**

What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in?

Tofu