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Salads Jokes

One salad: $3, three salads: $10!

At the market place, a seller advertises "1 salad for $3, 3 salads for $10".

A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller:

-That's not right!

-What do you mean?

-Well, that's not an offer: 3 salads cost $9.

-No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost $10.<...

why are women and salads opposites?

You dress a salad right before you eat it

What do salads say in church?

Lettuce pray.

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Salads are a lot like orgasms...

They're always better when someone else makes them.

Where do Salads try on clothes?

The dressing room

How do you make any salad a ceasar salad

Stab it 23 times

Before every barbecue I tell myself I'll eat healthy and stick to the salads.

But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.

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