My neighbor asked if I could pitch in money to help him buy the world's largest piece of sports equipment, and then get 5 friends to also.
I refused. I know it's just a big racket.
In honor of the Braves' victory, Lets remember Mel Famey, a pitcher for the old Milwaukee Braves.
It was the last game of the season and all the other relief pitchers had been used for a double header, and Mel had driven to the park with his car full of cans of a product Milwaukee had become known for. Truth be told, he was pretty nervous before the game, because he knew he would be called on ...
A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem
“Oh yeah?” Said the president of the United States. “Ok how do we solve poverty?”
“Calculating” said the AI, moments later printing out a sheet of paper for the UN to read.
Leaders from all over the world applied the proposals on the paper and in a month everyone starts living a bett...
I'm holding a presentation infront of Microsoft tomorrow. Give me your worst / best joke about Microsoft!
Dear Reddit! Tomorrow I will be presenting my product / pitch in front of hundreds of Microsoft employees. Help me start with a bang, give me the worst / best joke about Microsoft that you have. Let's get dirty!
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Kids these days...
A bunch of kids are playing football when someone kicks the ball over the fence through the window of the neighbour's house (breaking it in the process). No one wants to go and get the ball back since the owner is very strict, so they pick the kid who has the best manners to go and apologise.
The President's birthday
A few days before his birthday, the Senate realizes they forgot to get the President a present for his birthday.
They get together and someone remembers he's been talking about how he wants a new customized Presidential limo, and so they all pitch in to buy him a new one.
But as they...
I helped a Granny cross the road...
A father waits for his son to come home from school. The son is an hour late.
"Where were you?" asks the father.
Son: "I helped a Granny cross the road!"
Father: "I'm proud of you! Such a fine deed deserves to be rewarded - here's $5."
The next day, the father is waiting...