I'm starting to not like the Middle East.

The plot's too confusing and I can't connect with any of the characters.

My Boyfriend said I’m starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman….

What a joker!!!

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So over the past few weeks I've been mastering the art of ejaculating in various shapes. I've done squares, triangles, hexagons, but could not for the life of me form an oval. I was starting to get frustrated, but its fine now...

I came a round.

Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting their own rocket company!

They are calling it Space-Ex’s and their rockets are guaranteed to go pren-up up up.

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I'm planning on starting a strip club....

... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.


I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.


The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".

The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.

UK police today arrested a man for shooting a starting pistol at someone.

They are treating the offence as race related.

Been thinking about starting a program to rehabilitate felons through the power of writing

So I've been considering all the prose and cons.

My friend came up to me and said, "Dude I'm starting a sweatshirts business. It's going to be huge".

I said "Alright make sure you have it in small and medium also."

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Starting today I will be completely avoiding German porn.

I just want to train myself to have a Hans-free orgasm.

A man walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"


The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."


The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."


The man asks "W...

Apparently Tucker Carlson is starting a new band

Rage sponsored by the machine

I’m starting to worry about my grandads age.

He keeps talking about how seeing Hailey’s Comet was so much nicer the first time.

How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

The blind start reading your face.

I'm starting a service helping people break up with their significant others over dinner

I'm calling it FedEx

I speak two languages but am starting to lose vocabulary in one of them

You could say I’m byelingual.

A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....

....when a young man approached his desk.

“Here’s my paper, sir,” said the student.

“I’m sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.”

“Well, excuse me, sir,” the student said, haughtily. “Do you know who I am?”

“No, I do not,” re...

I’m starting a cryogenics business. It’s called...

Icy Dead People.

A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?"

Blonde: "In three months."

Hooters is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as Knockers

I'm thinking about starting a dating service in Prague

I shall call it "Czech-Mate"

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The Black Panther is starting a landscaping and sod business.

He’s calling it Wakanda Grass.

I'm starting a charity to raise awareness of pyramid schemes.

Donate $100 to register as a fundraiser and you'll receive 10% of all donations you raise.

My friend confessed to me saying that he was starting to develop a bestiality fetish...

Not wanting to kink shame him I ask “How did you get into it?”

“Well I did some research on the internet and ended up going down a rabbit hole”

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A farmer is worried that his sex life with his wife is getting a bit dry (NSFW)

They go to see a therapist, who asks them what they think the problem is. The wife says, "I just don't have time for it, I'm too busy cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry and everything else. Sex is starting to lose its appeal".

The farmer is disheartened to hear this, but listens to the ther...

I'm starting a group to play basketball and then discuss philosophy

It's called "shoot first, ask questions later"

COVID is starting to feel a lot like religion -

Less and less people are worries about it but it's still huge in India.

~Mark Normand

My boss told me we're starting drug testing next week..

I said no prob, but I ain't trying meth.

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