A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..
The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."
Just found two lumps on my car battery
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery
He charged one and let the other one off
A man was found electrocuted, with only a car battery in the room.
Police are still looking for leads.
My car battery died
I called AAA to come out and they diagnosed it and found out that it’s the original battery of 7 years and in need of replacement. So they swapped it out for me with one of their own.
Then it occurred to me that my car runs on a AAA battery.
Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter?
They call it electric car battery!
Three men are driving in the desert when their car breaks down.
The men decide that they must split up and survive on their own for the best chances. They are then forced to abandon the car. To be fair, they decide that they can each take one part of the car to help them.
The first man decides that he wants to take the car battery, he is an engineer and ...
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