When I was a kid and got into trouble, my dad would bring me to the garage and whip me with a belt.
Along with the alternator, and water pump too.
A man breaks down on a country road in Ireland and hears a voice.
He opens opens his bonnet/hood and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it, then he hears a voice "Check the alternator"....Where the hell did that voice come from, he looks round and leaning over a gate is a huge white horse looking at him "Check the alternator...