So my friend put down three explosives.

For some reason, I C4.

What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma?

OK boomer

What did the explosives specialist say when he was about to hit the switch on his first bomb?

Please let this blow up

I keep trying to come up with a joke about explosives

But they all blow up in my face

My grandads old place has this old fence that for some reason seems to be impossible to remove. Tonight I'm going to try explosives

Edit: Wow I didnt expect this post to blow up as much as it did!

An explosives expert liked to blow up bombs beside the city's underground septic lines. One day, while planting a device, he made a fatal mistake...

The newspapers called him a sewer side bomber.

What type of explosives do frogs use?

FROGmentation grenades.

Suicide Bombers don’t like to be called explosives

They self identify as fireworks

What do vending machines, explosives and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?

C4, and there's a chance someone might get hurt.

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for?

Plastic Explosives

My friend is an arms dealer. He has a Holiday sale right now where he's selling explosives for $1 each

It's a bang for your buck.

A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub

He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.

The bartender asks "What's that?"

The guy answers "6 pounds of explosives"

"Thank Christ for that" says the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Did you hear about the male pornstar who accidentally put explosives in with his laundry?

He blew his load everywhere!

A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...

"Abominable. Simply abominable."

A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives

I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"

How do you commit suicide using remote explosives?

See for yourself

Have you guys heard about my new Youtube Channel where I teach how to make explosives ?

It's called Do It Youssef

Explosives

Mother: "How was school today, Bobby?"

Bobby: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Bobby: "What school?"

I came home and told my mum we were playing with explosives in science.

Mum: what are you doing in school tomorrow.

Me: what school?

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