A guy exploded himself after asking me what damage could explosives do
All i said is "c4 yourself"
If A is for apple, and B is for banana, then what is C for?
What did the redditor say when he robbed a bank with explosives?
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What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma?
So my friend put down three explosives.
For some reason, I C4.
I keep trying to come up with a joke about explosives
But they all blow up in my face
My grandads old place has this old fence that for some reason seems to be impossible to remove. Tonight I'm going to try explosives
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What did the explosives specialist say when he was about to hit the switch on his first bomb?
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An explosives expert liked to blow up bombs beside the city's underground septic lines. One day, while planting a device, he made a fatal mistake...
The newspapers called him a sewer side bomber.
Suicide Bombers don’t like to be called explosives
They self identify as fireworks
What do vending machines, explosives and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?
C4, and there's a chance someone might get hurt.
What type of explosives do frogs use?
My friend is an arms dealer. He has a Holiday sale right now where he's selling explosives for $1 each
It's a bang for your buck.
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Did you hear about the male pornstar who accidentally put explosives in with his laundry?
He blew his load everywhere!
A terrorist struck a local farm, setting off explosives inside the farmer's prized steer, blowing it to smithereens, but apparently committing no other mischief. The crime scene investigator had these words at the press conference...
"Abominable. Simply abominable."
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . . . The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly a...
I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats
Prophets are though the roof.
A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
Mother: "How was school today, Bobby?"
Bobby: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Bobby: "What school?"
How do you commit suicide using remote explosives?
See for yourself
A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub
He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying.
The bartender asks "What's that?"
The guy answers "6 pounds of explosives"
"Thank Christ for that" says the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes."
I came home and told my mum we were playing with explosives in science.
Mum: what are you doing in school tomorrow.
Me: what school?