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Explosives Jokes

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.
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Explosives

Mother: "How was school today, Bobby?"

Bobby: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Bobby: "What school?"
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what does explosives and herpes have in common?

fire in the hole!
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What do you get when you cross a dog and some explosives?

A treat seeking missile.
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So my friend put down three explosives.

For some reason, I C4.
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A guy exploded himself after asking me what damage could explosives do

All i said is "c4 yourself"
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What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma?

OK boomer
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I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats

Prophets are though the roof.
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What did the redditor say when he robbed a bank with explosives?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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What type of explosives do frogs use?

FROGmentation grenades.
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Suicide Bombers don’t like to be called explosives

They self identify as fireworks
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What did one terrorist tell the other terrorist when asked where to get explosives?

"See for yourself."
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How do you commit suicide using remote explosives?

See for yourself
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A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives

I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
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Did you hear about the male pornstar who accidentally put explosives in with his laundry?

He blew his load everywhere!

What do vending machines, explosives and a cross-eyed seeing two people have in common?

C4, and there's a chance someone might get hurt.
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The year is 1939, Soviet troops are marching on Finland

As they cross the border, the general hears a Finnish voice just over a hill saying "one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!".

The general laughs and sends 10 soldiers to take the hill, after a minute or so of gunfire, the same voice says "one Finnish soldier is better than 1...
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What did the explosives specialist say when he was about to hit the switch on his first bomb?

Please let this blow up
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I came home and told my mum we were playing with explosives in science.

Mum: what are you doing in school tomorrow.

Me: what school?
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My friend is an arms dealer. He has a Holiday sale right now where he's selling explosives for $1 each

It's a bang for your buck.
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My grandads old place has this old fence that for some reason seems to be impossible to remove. Tonight I'm going to try explosives

Edit: Wow I didnt expect this post to blow up as much as it did!
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An explosives expert liked to blow up bombs beside the city's underground septic lines. One day, while planting a device, he made a fatal mistake...

The newspapers called him a sewer side bomber.
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[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam...

Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
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