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Trucks Jokes

Two cheese trucks ran into each other

De brie was everywhere.

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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

Kids are like fire trucks

I want to take mine to a fire station and leave them there

I just don't understand why water doesn't slosh around in tanker trucks. It must be one of life's great mysteries.

Everyone I talk to agrees it's baffling.

The convoy trucks are leaving Ottawa.

They're on the Highway to Hull.

(Canadians will get this joke)

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When Indiana Jones was a kid he had a collection of model trucks.

He loved those trucks and he and the neighbour's kid would spend hours playing with them on a special table that was used only for Indy's trucks. They would set up elaborate dioramas on the 'truck table', adding to the displays whenever Indy came into possession of a new truck.

Fast forward a...

Why are fire trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve. Twelve inches is a foot, and a foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler, but queen Elizabeth is also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and seas have fish, and fish have fins, and the Fins fought the Russians, Russi...

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I was so angry when I found out that one of my trucks carrying fertilizer went missing last night.

I lost my shit.

Why are the fire trucks red???

You would be too if your hose was hanging out all day.....

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putin walks into a meeting with all his top generals and demands "How is my special operation against Ukraine and NATO Nazis going!?"

The generals all look at each other nervously

"Well...." demands putin "tell me now!!"

The top general stands and says "Well we have been fighting for 4 weeks. We have lost over 15,000 brave soldiers, 6 generals, over 500 tanks and fighting vehicles, 3 ships, 100 planes and drones and ...

Just saw that our local Police Department got 2 huge new trucks with "Criminal Gang Unit" labeled on the sides.

Finally, some self awareness.

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Who is calling?

The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second ...

A cute girl was towing two tow trucks

She had a great pickup line

Hey girl, do you like trucks?

Cause I got a semi.

What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

I have an unusual fear of Semi-trucks

I guess you could call me antisemitic.

How do trucks get spouses?

Pickup lines.

So my country friend has got one of those new german 4x4 pickup trucks.

It's called the Audi Pardner.

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So you know about how men with small penises drive massive pickup trucks to compensate?

I wonder what it means that my daily driver is a bicycle...

Donald Trump never lifts trucks

He doesn't believe in fake mews

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