What’s the difference between the Chinese Government and a Random Word Generator?

At least a random word generator sometimes tells the truth

I was shocked today when I heard my neighbor..

.. telling his son the difference between Email and Gmail.

He said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail.

I'm still struggling to catch my breath.

Somebody stole my generator and I can’t do anything about it.

I feel so powerless.

I picked a random number generator, but it only goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

Apparently, if you want a random number generator, you shouldn't pick a number generator at random.

I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better

But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.

A wind generator in Iowa says asks the wind generator next to him "What is you favorite music?"

The wind generator responds: "Well, I'm a Heavy Metal Fan"

I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless.

It created lots of gigglewhats.

What's the first original content generator?

A uterus.

What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common?

They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.

In the meat depar...

My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.

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