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Generator Jokes

Somebody stole my generator and I can’t do anything about it.

I feel so powerless.

How is a van der graaf generator similar to a plumber?

They both charge a lot.

What’s the difference between the Chinese Government and a Random Word Generator?

At least a random word generator sometimes tells the truth

I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better

But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.

Electrical Hum - True story

Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. ...

I picked a random number generator, but it only goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

Apparently, if you want a random number generator, you shouldn't pick a number generator at random.

A wind generator in Iowa says asks the wind generator next to him "What is you favorite music?"

The wind generator responds: "Well, I'm a Heavy Metal Fan"

I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless.

It created lots of gigglewhats.

Here's a joke about a terrible cable car operator

So there was this man who had only one ambition in his life: he wanted to live in San Francisco and drive cable cars. So he moved there, and studied, and took a test to become a cable car driver. He failed. Studied some more, took the test again. Again he failed. Finally, on the third attempt, he pa...

My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.

In 1959, the Florida panhandle was hit with a devastating hurricane...

In 1959, the Florida panhandle was hit with a devastating hurricane. Many of the buildings and homes in Destin were damaged. The "Gulfarium", which had opened a few years earlier, was largely undamaged. Their diesel generators were meant for the numerous fish and marine mammals, but could easily han...

What's the first original content generator?

A uterus.

Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.

And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasn’t so hard. A handful of villains can’t get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.

But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.

MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
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