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Somebody stole my generator and I can’t do anything about it.

I feel so powerless.

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I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better

But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.

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What’s the difference between the Chinese Government and a Random Word Generator?

At least a random word generator sometimes tells the truth

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What's the first original content generator?

A uterus.

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I picked a random number generator, but it only goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

Apparently, if you want a random number generator, you shouldn't pick a number generator at random.

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I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless.

It created lots of gigglewhats.

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My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.

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