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Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.

And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasn’t so hard. A handful of villains can’t get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.

But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.

MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
...

Somebody stole my generator and I can’t do anything about it.

I feel so powerless.

What’s the difference between the Chinese Government and a Random Word Generator?

At least a random word generator sometimes tells the truth

I picked a random number generator, but it only goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...

Apparently, if you want a random number generator, you shouldn't pick a number generator at random.

I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better

But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.

I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless.

It created lots of gigglewhats.

What's the first original content generator?

A uterus.

What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common?

They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

My drunk neighbour spent the whole night dancing to the sound of my generator

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sung the track?
I said, it's Yamaha featuring petrol.

I was shocked today when I heard my neighbor..

.. telling his son the difference between Email and Gmail.

He said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail.

I'm still struggling to catch my breath.

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