French tanks are the only ones in the world equipped with rear view mirrors.
This is so they can see the battlefield when they are driving.
Husband and wife…………..
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery....
I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.
I considered running, but it was a big whisk.
TIL: Every ship is equipped to be a minesweeper
at least once
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments. ...
The hut with an attic
The king of a small nation lived in a palace that was, in actuality, just a straw hut with an attic. Still, with the king living there, it was indeed a palace, as far as the citizens of that nation were concerned. The king would greet guests while sitting cross-legged on the floor.
On...
A husband and wife who travel with the circus go to an adoption agency, but are met with skepticism.
"Do you really feel that a traveling circus is suitable evironment to raise a child?" the lady from the adoption agecy asks.
"Certainly," he couple reply. "We have a beautiful, fully equipped, state of the art nursery that we will be traveling with.
Still showing reservations, the woma...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
