A man visit the doctor with terrible burn marks on his ears
A man visits the doctor to look at the burn marks on his ears.
“How did you manage to get these burns?” the doctor asks.
“I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang, and in my haste I put the iron up to my ear.” the man replies.
“But you burnt both of them!” the doctor says con...
REQUEST: Burn victim jokes to keep my little sister happy because she accidentaly splashed a few drops of oil on her face
She's completely fine, in case anyone asks, but she has a few burn marks on her face. Doctor says itll take a few weeks to heal though and will probably scar. Just need some dark humor to cheer her up.
If this isn't the correct subreddit for this can someone direct me to one?
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