Aaron Rodgers breaks silence on why he broke up with Danica Patrick

"I felt like I was being rushed."

Aaron Rodgers is pretty deflated after throwing two picks this game...

If he's not careful, Tom Brady might try to hold him

Why were Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston cast in Breaking Bad

They had great chemistry.

A woman leaves her shower

She is wrapped up in her towel and as she walks past her husband who is going into the shower they hear a knock at the door.

"You go get that" her husband says and hops into the shower.

Sighing the woman went to the door still wrapped in her towel. She opens the door expecting the mai...

Everyone in 2020: this is the worst year ever, I can’t wait for 2021

January 2021: U.S. Capitol building attacked, Hank Aaron dead, Larry King dead

In Tribute

Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talk

Man: you're on

Boy: how does sandpaper feel?

Dog: Ruff!

Boy: what's on top of a house?

Dog: Roof!

Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?

Dog: Ruth!

Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of h...

Hey Aaron from Europe right?

Doesn’t that make you Europaaron?

(I know it’s stupid)

Danika Patrick and Aaron Rodgers officially broke up.

I hear it was because she never finished first.

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record

Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

News Flash

**A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.** **"Father O’Malley," he says, "My name is Aaron Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire l...

What do you call a marathon of people named Aaron?

Running Errands

Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?

His name was Tim.

Nooo you were supposed to shoot at the sky too!

Haha Aaron go Brr

People who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer...

Aaron: In conclusion, people who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer, ...

Mark: In conclusion, people who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer.

Aaron: ...mark my words.

I don't think they can ever cancel Hamilton.

Tell that to Aaron Burr.

Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved...

Killing people.

Anyone ever hear any updates on Aaron Hernandez?

I feel like the media really left us hanging.

A lawyer calls a dog as a witness

The Judge says “get that dog out it cannot be a witness”

The Lawyer says “Don’t worry this dog can talk I will prove it.”

The dog is sworn on to the podium and the Lawyer begins his cross examination. First he asks the dog “Good morning sir, how was the road on your way here?” The do...

Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime?

He wanted to leave us hanging.

Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar

To watch the playoffs

Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women...

And now I hear he's well-hung, too?

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez

Is suspended indefinitely.

Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV?

He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"

Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling

It's called methead acting

What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet?

The tight end.

Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to...

hang in there

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing.

But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?

Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.

Suspended.

What does Donald Trump have to say about Aaron Hernendez

He hanged himself with a fake noose.

Statistics are like bikinis.

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.

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The Firing Squad

Four gunmen are standing in the woods, recently deputized by the new regime in the budding of a civil war. Before them, a gagged and hooded prisoner on their knees, sobbing at the edge of an empty grave. Behind them, nine already filled.

The first looks nervous. "I've been counting the prison...

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Two Jews walking down the street

Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.

**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**

"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"

"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It co...

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A group of train drivers go on strike.

This is authorised industrial action from there union, as the company were making cutbacks to the safety equipment. However a lot of them have nothing to do, so decide that there should a be a party somewhere. This issue is no one can decide where.

Eventually, the union rep stands up and says...

“I think brewery is a perfect word...

You can’t say it without sounding at least a little drunk.” - Aaron Jaffe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a clothes line?

Aaron

BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.

After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.

Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk

So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof,” the dog barked.

Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.

“Rough.”

He still wasn’t convinced.

“O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog.

“Rut...

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Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

Big Injury Update

Aaron Hernandez (Neck)

Out Indefinitely

PRISONS HATE HIM

Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick

Hanukkah joke

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.

As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, 'Aaron, what's the matter? You didn't like the other one?'

Why was the bed sheet a Patriots fan?

It spent a lot of time hanging around Aaron Hernandez

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