A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment building
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment building. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvio...
A woman walks into a dry cleaners....
She says to the guy at the counter "Hopefully you have the expertise to apply a suitable chemical procedure to eliminate this unsightly blemish from my favourite frock."
He says, "Come again?"
She says, "No, it's mayonnaise this time."
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...
I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car
I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car, leaving a nasty blemish in the passenger door.
My dad was OK with it, though, afterall... it was only an axe dent
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So a cowboy had a party to go to
Upon finishing his work on friday, he goes back to his house and tells his kid:
"get a horse ready, Im in a hurry"
"which one dad?"
"don't care, first one you see"
He takes a shower and rushes out to mount the horse for the trek, since he figures he's running late, he tak...