Did you hear about KFC's Easter promo, a free baby bird with purchase?
A moist owlet with every meal!
You know what they say about picking up baby birds...
He who pick up tiny bird acquires small pecker
What did the baby bird think right after hatching?
“Where the shell am I?”
Theres Mama Bird, a Baby Bird, and a Brother Bird
One day baby bird comes up to mama bird and asks, "mama, how come my beak is different than brother bird?" Mama bird, caught off gaurd for a second, lets out a sigh and says, "baby bird. Ive been waiting for the right time to tell you this, but I guess this is as good a time any. Baby Bird the truth...
I found a baby bird the other day
The other day I found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest.
I love animals, and I thought to myself 'I'm going to get this little guy back to its nest'.
Now, it took me about 5 or 6 throws...
Credit: Norm Macdonald on his new Netflix show (Since everything here is...
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