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What is more terrifying than a mechanic with a laptop?

What is more terrifying than a mechanic with a laptop?

A programmer with a screwdriver.

What is more East than East?

Easter

What is more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee.

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What is more sensitive than clitoris?

Republican party supporter's ego.

What is more heavy, one pound of your dad or one pound of a black hole?

Its relative.

What is more disappointing than a funeral?

Maroon 5 dancing on the money they made through Stephen Hillenburg's death.

What is more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

What is more dangerous than running with scissors?

Scissoring with the runs

What is more problematic than Ben Carson's dining set?

Trump's cabinet.

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