Everyone keeps making fun of me because I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means

Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not the end of the world.

So what if I don't know what the apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world.

27 times I've asked my son what "insane" means.

He still doesn't know.

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A single sperm cell has 37.5 MB of DNA information on it. That means that an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

That's a lot of information to swallow

I keep asking people what LGBT means...

I can't get a straight answer.

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Isaac Newton died a virgin, which means I have a one up on one of history's greatest scientists

Because I'm not dead.

Today I finally learnt what 'Chronology' means.

It's about time.

It’s ok if you don’t know what “prefix” means.

I mean— it’s not the end of the word.

Found the moron that doesn't know what "thou" means.

It's obviously you.

Teacher: Do you know what estimate means

Student: Not exactly.

Teacher: Yes you are right.

Student: About what:

Teacher: Also correct.

Student: I guess...

Teacher: Indeed.






I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO END IT OFF I'M SORRY

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If someone has the Last Name "Smith" then that means that one of their ancestors was likely a Blacksmith.

Which kinda puts John Dickinson in an awkward position.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me

it means a lot.

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help.

Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.

If me having a Russian accent means my B's sound like V's...

Soviet

Stop Means Stop (Long)

While on a business trip in Dublin from London, a young lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over. Having heard before that the Irish Police are not the cleverest bunch this lawyer thought to himself "This will be easy".
"Good evening officer, how can i help you today?" The Lawyer says politel...

EA doesn't mean 'Early Access'

It means 'Easy Access'



To your wallet.

I asked my American friend what GPS means

He replied "Guns per School

You're living, you occupy space and you have mass. Do you know what that means?

You matter.

Son asked from dad. “Dad, what does Window of Opportunity mean”

Dad looked at the clock and said “Perfect timing! Quick, go and look out from that window. Wait a couple of minutes and then you will understand what a window of opportunity means." Son went to the window and then returned and said, “I saw Miss Jennifer going to sun bathe. I saw her walking naked in...

I just got a blood test. Was told my blood type is O negative? Do you know what that means?

Means I can donate blood to anyone in the world...who also has aids.

(Stolen from Anthony jeselniks’s standup special)

My friend told me that I don't know what ironic means

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop

Many Valedictorians will begin their speech by telling what success means to them.

And why not? It’s a defining moment.

I asked my friend what procrastination means

He said, "I'll tell you later."

That Step-Ladder means a lot to me

I never knew my real ladder

I was devastated when I found out the Tooth Fairy isn't real. Because that means it was my parents...

who molested me.



credit: Ryan Stout

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Robert Kraft facing charges of soliciting a prostitute just means...

That once again the Patriots are tied to a scandal involving deflated balls.

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What does the word 'gay' mean?

asked a son to his father.

"It means 'happy,'" replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

My girlfriend told me love means nothing to her

That's what I get for dating a tennis player.

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