“We’re rotating on the earths axis at 750 mph and revolving around the Sun at 67,000 mph, moreover we’re moving, in relation to other galaxies, at 490,000 mph...”

“So my question is Your Honour, in the strictest meaning of the word ‘speeding’, are we not all in a sense ‘guilty’ ? “.

The ultimate gift

Three sons left home and everyone went their own way ...

When they returned home together, they boasted about the gifts they gave to their aging mother.

The first said: "I built a big luxury house for my mother."
The second said: "I sent my mom the latest Mercedes with the driver."<...

A drunk guy rings at my door, it’s 3am...

So a drunk guy rings at my door and it is 3am. I go at the door, open it and ask, a bit irritated:

« What is this about ? »
The guy replies: « I am stuck there, you have to push me »

I: « Dude, you stand here drunk at my door, I don’t know you and it is 3am, do you really think I am...

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