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I am going to change my name to time being.

Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.

Hertz donut.

Iโ€™ve started a waxing/hair removal business, and I have decided to only take female clients for the time being.

I donโ€™t want to go nuts right away.

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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, a...

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