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Sweet Potato Jokes

Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the interstate?

It caused a huge traffic yam.

My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony?

One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham

What's the difference between a yam and a sweet potato?

2.99 a pound.

The sweet potato was telling his mother he was going to marry Norah O'Donnell.

His mother was shocked and told him, "No. You can't do that. She's only a commentator."

Starchy veg like sweet potatoes can help to prevent a hangover.

I drink, therefore I yam.

What do you call a passenger train made out of sweet potatoes?

A Yamtrack.

When do sweet potatoes like to go to the comedy club?

Yamateur hour.

Why do jewish people love breaking their fast with sweet potatoes?

So that they can properly celebrate Yam kippur.

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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?

Yammies!

I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left.

They are my Tater Tats

A family of potatoes sat down to dinner...

...There was a mom potato, dad potato, and three daughter potatoes. The oldest daughter potato said "I have exciting news! I'm getting married!"

The family bustled with excitement. "We're so happy for you!" said dad potato, "who is the lucky fellow?"

"He's an Idaho potato," said the el...

A potato had 3 daughters

When they were all grown up, the first one came to her father and said “daddy, daddy, I’m going to get married!”

Father potato asked to whom?

“To an Idaho potato!” Said the first daughter potato.

Father potato said “Idaho potatoes are very hearty and good lineage. He will be a g...

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An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country...

He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it...

What sort of girlfriend a potato wants?

A sweet potato


Alright, yeah. I'm really that desperate.

What do you call a cute irishman

A sweet potato

I was excited to judge my first cooking competition

The local university was holding an iron chef style cooking competition where three students prepared a meal centering around a theme ingredient. The theme of the competition was turkey dinner, and before I knew it the kitchen was abuzz with the sounds and the smells of cooking.

After an hour...

If you could be any kind of potato, what would you be?

I’d be a sweet potato, because I yam what I yam and that’s all I can be.

Potatoes

A girl potato and boy potato had eyes for each other and, finally, they got married,
and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half...

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

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